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as if

[𓂀 @_jmooree_]

Where you from?
Alaska.
ALASKA?!
yeah
ALASKA, ALASKA???
yes
ALLL THE WAY FROM ALASKA!!!?
yep
WOW
yeah
ALASKA! https://t.co/pAupllJBT0

[ｈｏｔ ｇａｍｅｒ ｓｅｘ @HotGamerSex]

who needs tom cruise when we got this nigga

[Ponce @ederlaflame]

Lmfao my friend’s dog is pregnant and he just found out and this was his reaction 😂 im fucking dying

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

In five-billion years, as the Sun begins to die, its outer layers of glowing plasma will expand stupendously, engulfing the orbits of Mercury, then Venus, as the charred ember that was once the oasis of life called Earth vaporizes into the vacuum of space.
Have a nice day!

[⛓️ irene ⛓️ @visceramami]

my autobiography: https://t.co/4gxNsvBGtT

[TAYLOR J. @__Tayylorj]

Unpacking 😂 i will leave my stuff in my suit case for weeks https://t.co/FsbQVfQiTj

[Des. @DesNotDesmond]

There’s literally a trash can right behind y’all....... https://t.co/HFTVcLVeSN

[🕉️👽☀️☯️ @jollyransh]

If I ever smoked you out, fed you, gave you a place to stay, made sure you were good and you spoke bad on my name just know yo mama raised a bitch

[OG @SosaChamberIain]

Knowing my dumbass I proablly already curved my soulmate.

[Evan M. Turkowsky, MPH @EvanTurkowsky]

If you call this a fopoon please stay far away from me https://t.co/ILj8U1pKGY

[LINNETTE @lmbax_]

She’s dead cute.. let her rock https://t.co/8W5fRRMDIF

[jacobo escobar @Childish_Jacobo]

Where did the last two years of my life go https://t.co/9SKdLyq4p1

[Trill Jackson @Im_0n1]

My son talking bout “why u got stuff n my car seat when u knew i was getting n the car “ Lmaoo my fault boss

[ash @ItsAshlyynn]

Okay this man can fuck right off #respectwomen2018

[𓂀 @_jmooree_]

“Is Oregon & Idaho the same thing” wow darcy