Coughing so much you need a throat sweet, only to inhale the throat sweet whilst coughing, to end up choking on the throat sweet. That’s my Saturday night, wby?
Today, the Supreme Court not only reversed nearly 50 years of precedent, it relegated the most intensely personal decision someone can make to the whims of politicians and ideologues—attacking the essential freedoms of millions of Americans.
When your boyfriend taps you repeatedly on the arm to wake you up, to ask what woke you up. YOU JUST NOW. Then he falls straight back to sleep, snoring loudly so you can’t sleep. Yup. This is my life now. #sendhelp
Treated myself to some @benandjerrysUK in the @Tesco shop this week. Really looking forward to it, take off the lid to this... what even is this? When you pay nearly £5 for a tub of ice cream you don’t expect this. #gross