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[myth (WORLD CUP ERA) @mythcaii]

How people describe the World Cup match that you didn’t watch

[blaire @pissshit90001]

When I mess up I just think about how someone went to work one day and did Chernobyl

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

You know who'd love Meta glasses? Serial killers, pedophiles, stalkers, voyeurs, blackmailers, and losers.

[. @Fimiye]

face ID has recognized me in moments i wouldn’t have recognized myself

[27. @dimvji]

i should've locked in when i was thirteen

[David Rattigan @davidmrattigan]

buying this and then dying immediately and forcing my descendants to finish building it over the next 100 years

[Nicolas is a cowboy @niggaolas]

@ Martin Scorsese the young kids shading you

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

Me hearing that a football player at my age is “past his prime” while i still don't know what to do when i grow up

[katie @pipterino]

still lolling at 2 glasses of wine ruining three days of Steven Barlett’s life

[guatemalan sith lord 🇬🇹🇺🇸🇲🇽🇵🇸 @hispanic_boi]

I might quit my job to focus on the World Cup

[د @cuunhas]

greatest moment of my hate watching career

[Billie @Billie_T]

Gabriel missing a pen is the best possible ending to this fucking shit season. Hold that

[Zito @_Zeets]

Genuinely ruined the internet

[English Englishman from England @SmugEnglishman]

It's that time of year again

[f 🇵🇸 @AFrazzledScot]

Do you understand the aura and skill it takes to order in French, in Paris, and have the waiter not immediately revert to English?

This is like when Ronaldinho had the Bernabeu on its feet applauding him.

Truly the greatest to ever do it.

[ellen🍸 @algorecrave]

can he consider banning it for over 65s too

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

Conquered it all.

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Microdosing hell by being aware and literate