Joe Walker

Scholar, gentleman, esquire. Or option D: none of the above.

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Not that anyone cares, but for my own entertainment here are my top 10 albums of the year.

Starting off with honourable mentions that just missed the cut.

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@TPEassist @TPExpressTrains 14.15 Manchester Victoria to Redcar Central. No sign of the ticket inspector to even mention the heat to. Same as yesterday where my ticket wasn't checked and therefore no-one to ask about sorting the heat - 18.20 Middlesbrough to Manchester Airport service.

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@TPExpressTrains @TPEassist 2.5 hour journey yesterday in near 30° heat and now coming back today in mid-20s with high humidity and the aircon wasn't / isn't turned on. This is horribly uncomfortable, like sitting in soup.

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@TPExpressTrains @TPEassist 2.5 hour journey yesterday in near 30° heat and now coming back today in mid-20s with high humidity and the aircon wasn't / isn't turned on. Not even anything to circulate air in some way, even if it isn't cold. This is horribly uncomfortable.

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As opposed to the Israeli fluffy cuddly bunnies regime that has never once destroyed civilian homes... The hypocrisy is insane. Do they honestly not see it? No, they just don't care.

[Israel ישראל @Israel]

The Iranian terror regime targets civilian homes.

𝐌𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐧𝐨 𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞: 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐈𝐬𝐫𝐚𝐞𝐥 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐩𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐞.

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@L18SFC Glad to see you topping up your salt, I'm sure it will be needed sooner rather than later 🤣

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@L18SFC @libertinej Starting to think there's more to it than we know. Tony must have crapped in his cereal or something 🤣

Honestly there are leagues of difference in scum levels between Tony and Donald.

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@L18SFC @NFL @Barca_Wizard Just wait til Taylor Swift shows up 👀 Leo who?

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@JoeHansonn

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

It's the Super Bowl this weekend, and Man United fans will be supporting one team in particular...

18+ GambleAware | #Superbowl

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@libertinej Another 3 points in the Victim FC championship here. Keep at it and they'll be runaway title winners! @L18SFC

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@NFLUKIRE The team that everyone hates.

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The absolute dream. Only cat people understand the special joy when a cat chooses to sleep on you / sit on your lap.

[Why you should have a cat @ShouldHaveCat]

He’s not a cat person. He’s the cat’s person.

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Better idea, sack of the gym entirely and just spend the entire time in the cafe.

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I have found a way to make my new year's gym resolution stick. I treat myself to 30 minutes alone in a local cafe with a cuppa after each workout. The reward of that tiny bit of unaccounted quiet time makes the torment of exercise worth it more than I can say.

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Even Netflix knows that we should be muting half-time shows.

[Netflix @netflix]

EVERYBODY ON MUTE.

#BEYONCEBOWL STARTS NOW. #NFLonNetflix https://t.co/5rdLMF76xX