Joelle

she/her/stinky.

[Joelle @_joelle26]

git along, little doggy

[Aaron Ahlstrand-White @AaronWhite608]

“God I hope I don’t get the lettuce parasite,” I say as I eat a Celsius and peanut m&ms for lunch.

[Travis Akers 🇺🇸 @travisakers]

If you are in line to speak with Mitch McConnell for just about 20 minutes, stay in line.

[27. @dimvji]

having an intrusive thought and shaking my head to show the mind readers i don't approve

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

ROD THE BOD

[zoë @zoeloveshouses]

if you're an ICE agent do me a favor and kill yourself

[Joelle @_joelle26]

last night foley and I showed frankie the crazy frog music video and like 5 minutes later he got a nosebleed. idk if they’re related, but just warning other MAMAS out there. #evil

[Big Choctaw @Derekalexander_]

i recently figured out what my love language is & it's confrontation

[jody @wnbagirlfriend]

if i was at the stanford prison experiment i would've won

[Fallon @filthtofilth]

In addition to being gentle and caring i am very neurotic and high strung. This is endearing to the right person i'm sure

[matthew diarrhea mandli @matthew_mandli]

Being an older student fucking rules. You? Afraid to raise your hand in class. Me? eating a ziploc of scrambled eggs in the front row. I’m interrupting the professor with a question that’s actually a statement. I clear my throat so loud it sets off a car alarm

[losing gray matter @oldheaded]

zero sugar soda is designed to be good for you, similar to fruits and vegetables or exercise

[Big Choctaw @Derekalexander_]

yes fighting will be allowed at my funeral

[shepard ✮⋆˙ @slackinshep]

worrying about calories while my country enters end stage fascism

[★ @puthyreloaded]

i’m really easy to rage bait bc wtf are you talking about and why are you saying it to me

[Joelle @_joelle26]

my therapist keeps popping up in the “people you may know” section on fb and I want to add her soooo bad

[dez @LUSTFULFOO]

the most beautiful thing about my friendships is that all of them have seen me throw up

[Haver of Information @catboyhumper]

i need One Big Beautiful Bitch to give me some Golden Dome