Joe Hayes

delightfully wacky yet undefined

[Joe Hayes @_joewho]

Woman at work has her husband come to“fix” my work phone. I ask his friend that he brought with him about his coat-woman’s husband tells me a story about how he just “found” a nice coat on a gravestone in the cemetery the other day. WTF!? Fucker stole dead dudes coat! #office#ded

[Joe Hayes @_joewho]

Excellent movie with an excellent soundtrack 😎😉

[Arik Roper @Arik_Roper]

Congrats to Dune on all the awards⚡️

[Arik Roper @Arik_Roper]

Happy Halloween to All and to All a Good Night.

[Joe Hayes @_joewho]

How can I make one of these happen?

[Sleep @sleep_official]

Hello Denver, Colorado Springs, and Albuquerque. We will be seeing you soon. Tickets on sale Friday - 10/29 at 9a PST/10a MST. Praise Iommi.
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#sleeptheband #420 #albuquerque #coloradosprings #denver #alcisneros #mattpike #jasonroeder #dopesmoker #thesciences #dragonaut

[Joe Hayes @_joewho]

🤡🤡🤡

[MALIK. @maliktheoracle]

If she don’t name that baby Ronald😭

[Joe Hayes @_joewho]

@KmanWorldwide @sleep_official keep churning out the merch and I keep throwing money

[Sleep @sleep_official]

"Clarity Above" prints by the incomparable Dave Kloc @KmanWorldwide feat. artwork of the TMR Clarity 12" etched vinyl. Limited quantities of US and EU exclusive variants and foil prints available online @thirdmanrecords (US) and @sabotageprinting (EU). Links in bio. Proceed.

[Joe Hayes @_joewho]

@sabotageprint @sleep_official @thirdmanrecords Oh hell yeah!

[Joe Hayes @_joewho]

@sleep_official @thirdmanrecords Oh hell yeah!

[sabotageprinting @sabotageprint]

Limited (100 each), hand-numbered Iommic Life European prints for The Clarity and Leagues Beneath by the incomparable Dave Kloc, along with an exclusive, limited, 4/20 Clarity European shirt variant. Praise Iommi. @sleep_official @thirdmanrecords #sleeptheband #praiseiommi

[Sleep @sleep_official]

New 12” Clarity vinyl remastered by Bob Weston, featuring new etching by Dave Kloc. Special double vinyl 12” “Iommic Life” edition ft. new Clarity mix & Leagues Beneath with exclusive art by Dave Kloc. Out now on @thirdmanrecords. Ltd. prints and merch available in US and EU.

[Joe Hayes @_joewho]

@PereFex @pelicansong @MetroChicago Dallas has an unmistakable stance when shredding. Hope to see that in 2021

[Joe Hayes @_joewho]

@DammitDamian @inthewhale Dude. Same. Saw them about 10 years or so ago. Was awful.

[Joe Hayes @_joewho]

@inthewhale As far as known acts, it was @EverclearBand back in like 2010 maybe? @Canopy_Club @KBI6 may know the year, he was there with me for that awfulness

[Joe Hayes @_joewho]

@marjmaj They must be white

[Borat @BoratSagdiyev]

OFFICIAL STATEMENT FROM BORAT SAGDIYEV

[Joe Hayes @_joewho]

@marjmaj @melvinsdotnet @theamazingBOC is also a good remedy. May I suggest starting with a dose of Cities on Flame with Rock and Roll. The riff will bring you back to normal in no time

[Sleep @sleep_official]

Just in: Antarcticans Thawed by @Arik_Roper. shirts, bumper stickers, Dragonaut bandanas, socks, masks, glow-in-the-dark slipmats and more. Now available: @thirdmanrecords
https://t.co/VIMXc3T7mY

[Joe Hayes @_joewho]

@Neilybooty Nobody does and idk why I thought I should tweet it but I thought it was funny that they’d tell me I was at 9 years on Twatter 👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼

[Joe Hayes @_joewho]

Apparently I’ve been on Twitter for 9 years... woohoo! I twated

[Joe Hayes @_joewho]

@jbeckhart @TweetingNoOne John making me feel like a million bucks! #onlyfan

[Joe Hayes @_joewho]

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