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Luddy Head!

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@Mohammadyezh 😂😂 You're the WORST scalper and analyser I know

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@Mohammadyezh I'll also appreciate you posting your loses..not just profits 😂 like for this one

#XAUUSD #GOLD #BeReal

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@MohammedJiya9 @pallnandi Is this a Muhammed saying be faithful to your wife when he has like 4? 😂

[Trader Theory @tradertheory]

Demo account vs. live account.

[KIJANA WA ATWORI 🔸 @AtworiYa]

Johnny Walker after tasting Kenyan counterfeits ....

[No Chills @_jokopae]

Hello KCB. Do I need to perform extra tasks on a new KCB VISA Card to allow global payments? I am atuck in 3DS verification.
@KCBInKenya

[Aria Radnia 🇮🇷 @ariaradnia]

Whoever made this video is a comedic genius

[Manzini Zungu @ManziniZungu_]

Boyz x Girlz, ladies x gentlemen…The Royal Highness is back 😂🤣😂🤣😂 “the reason I’m not single B!tch” she’s dishing it out oh she’s cute ☺️ 😂😂

[Mod @CFCMods]

There are levels to this hating game 😭😭😭😭

[Football Fans Tribe 🇳🇬 ⚽ @FansTribeHQ]

Portugal 0-1 Spain

Cooking Cooking Cooking Portugal fans 😭🔥

#fifaworldcup #worldcup2026

[No Chills @_jokopae]

@KRACare @vercel @Cloudflare B1tch3s plz!

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DUUDESS! You want to tell me @KRACare can't reliably SCALE their servers horizontally during spikes?!?!
@vercel @Cloudflare please educate these MFs!!
#AshamedToBeKenyan #KRA #TaxFiling

[Zlatan Ibrahimović @Ibra_official]

The studio will never forget

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@AtindanaVictor1 Life is a gamble
https://t.co/tpgemG8WmB

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@KhalifKairo Ati kwa kucheza Aviator mlisema ni https://t.co/tpgemG8WmB

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@moneyacademyKE Finally! Our highschool of an international airport can actually look international!

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@AIRTEL_KE @Croxy254 @SafaricomPLC Terrible FUP. 1000GB only @AIRTEL_KE increase it to 2000GB minimum

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@AIRTEL_KE if only this FUP was 2000GB but slightly increase the price... Or create a plan for us medium-heavy users who consume ~55 GB daily

[Anish Moonka @anishmoonka]

Nike spent ten years trying to break the 2-hour marathon. They named a project after it. They built special shoes. They paid the greatest marathoner alive to chase it. Yesterday, a Kenyan runner finally did it in 1:59:30, wearing Adidas.

Sabastian Sawe used to be a pacemaker. A pacemaker is the kind of runner you hire to set the speed for the first few miles of a race and then drop out before the finish. In January 2022, Sawe got booked to do exactly that at a half-marathon in Spain. He'd never raced more than three miles in his life. He stayed in for the full 13 and won the whole thing. Adidas signed him not long after. Four years later, he became the first human ever to run an official marathon under 2 hours.

Nike, meanwhile, started this whole project in 2016 with a public goal called "Breaking2." They paid for the shoes, the pacemakers, the science labs, and Eliud Kipchoge himself. Kipchoge ran 1:59:40 in Vienna in 2019, but the event was a closed-course exhibition with rotating pacemakers and a pace car projecting a green laser line onto the road. The sport's governing body never recognized it as a real race. It didn't count.

Then Nike's running business cratered. Digital sales fell 26% in one quarter. Their share of footwear sold at Dick's Sporting Goods went from 39% to 32% in five months. On Running grew from $330 million to $1.8 billion between 2020 and 2025. Hoka nearly quadrupled. Roger Federer left Nike for On. Nike's board fired the CEO in October 2024.

Adidas spent the same period building a better shoe. The new Adizero Adios Pro Evo 3 took three years to develop. It weighs 97 grams, about 3.4 ounces, lighter than a deck of cards. A Wall Street Journal-cited study found that wearing a shoe 3.5 ounces lighter saves a runner around 57 seconds across a marathon. Sawe beat the third-place finisher by 58 seconds.

Adidas also did something Nike never did for Kipchoge. They wrote a $50,000 check to the official anti-doping body for track and field, asking it to test Sawe more aggressively than any other runner alive. He got tested 25 times in the two months before last year's Berlin Marathon, and Adidas signed up to fund this for the length of his contract. The logic: the moment Sawe ran a marathon this fast, the world was going to ask if he cheated, especially after his countrywoman Ruth Chepngetich got a 3-year doping ban in 2025. Adidas got out ahead of it.

The shoe retails at $500 and is barely available. Adidas's Adizero shoes won half of all major marathon races in 2024. Yesterday in London, four of the top five finishers wore the same Adidas shoe. Yomif Kejelcha crossed the line 11 seconds after Sawe and also broke 2 hours. The top three runners all beat the previous world record.

Nike's only response was an Instagram post. Three sentences long: "The clock has been reset. There is no finish line." That was their entire public reaction to losing a 10-year moonshot to their biggest rival.

[Samwel Wekesa @bungomaduke]

Here is how to overcome what you guys call “black tax” from your parents.

Last year ikianza, I decided to empower my parents ndio isikue kila mara wananiomba pesa.

I had an idea since we had a lot of Napier grass and some idle land.

A friend advised me to look for a good heifer, preferably a Friesian for milk. A very pure breed ile inaeza toa over 25 litres per day.

But kupata such huku Bungoma ni ngumu sana. So he referred me to his friend huko Kiambu. Unajua Mt Kenya region thrives sana kwa dairy farming.

I sent him the money, ilikuwa 65K, and he told me to wait about three days for delivery.

Siku ya kwanza ikapita without updates. On the second day, I got a call from a strange number. Wakasema, “We received your order, kindly send your WhatsApp number tukutumie pictures of available heifers uchague.”

Weeuh… nikawapea hii yangu ya kawaida ya 0111…

They sent the photos on WhatsApp. Nikawaambia I need a pure Friesian, ile black and white.

We arranged delivery and the heifer was brought. I then linked up with a village vet who connected me to AI services from the county headquarters.

The cow calved in November last year. Since then, my parents hawajawahi niomba pesa. Kazi yao ni kuipatia Napier grass na kukamua.

I’m currently in the village since jana, just checking on the progress. I’ve advised them to serve it again next month, then waendelee tu kukamua.

No more “black tax”. Over 25 litres per day is good money.

For those interested, mnaeza pata huyo jamaa wa ng’ombe through this number "[phone]".

We talk often. Mwambie Samwel Wekesa amekutuma, atakupatia bei poa..

Ukulima ni tamu kama asali..