jordan (she/her)

light up the world but put out the forest fires

[jordan (she/her) @_jordanhoffman]

she loved dinosaurs. she loved pink and pretty things and stuffed animals. she loved little creatures and geckos and frogs. she loved her friends. the world deserved to know who she was.

[trin @lovelltrin]

transgender operations on illegal aliens

[jordan (she/her) @_jordanhoffman]

@CalltoActivism Yeah man there was a reason he didn’t want to debate, his team knew he’d ruin it for himself

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

“Now she wants to do transgender operations on illegal aliens that are in prison."

- Donald Trump on Kamala Harris during the presidential debate

[jordan (she/her) @_jordanhoffman]

@ineffablestring I think that she’s complaining that there’s too many “made up” words and names for the world building that makes it hard to follow,,, but oh my gosh girl pls

[jordan (she/her) @_jordanhoffman]

@sweeetfraises HEY

[jordan (she/her) @_jordanhoffman]

learned the definition of proship, comship, and antiship today and I rlly rlly wish Twitter didn’t exist rn

[jordan (she/her) @_jordanhoffman]

@sweeetfraises Me to chai

[jordan (she/her) @_jordanhoffman]

@sweeetfraises I could do that too.

[Casey Berkovitz @CaseyBerk]

Twitter this morning

[jordan (she/her) @_jordanhoffman]

@bach_rants should’ve kept him around for pure fan service

[Emma Friend @EmmaYourFriend]

what is this feeling!

[jordan (she/her) @_jordanhoffman]

SHE SENT HOME THE CRYING MAN CHILD AMEN THANK YOU JENN TRAN #TheBachelorette

[jordan (she/her) @_jordanhoffman]

Cannot believe they made me wait an extra week to see this weirdo get sent home in the first five minutes #TheBachelorette

[jordan (she/her) @_jordanhoffman]

@sweeetfraises I am sending you the gayest vibes rn

[jordan (she/her) @_jordanhoffman]

@beforethefevers A REAL ARTIST

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

The whole "They are weird" messaging by the Harris campaign is really bothering MAGA Republicans. 🤣

[bachbitch @bachbitch1]

Big Ls for all men named Sam this season…you suck

#thebachelorette #Bachelorette