Jordan Wolf

Just ‘ah haha’-ing my way through life

[Jordan Wolf @_JordanWolf]

@JohnFetterman 🤡🤡🤡

[Jordan Wolf @_JordanWolf]

This is art

[Sickos Committee @SickosCommittee]

The Kroger in Morgantown is ready for the Backyard Brawl.

[Jordan Wolf @_JordanWolf]

At least I have the new boygenius album to cry to tonight 🥲

Hell of a run though, loved this team

[Virginia Tech Women's Basketball @HokiesWBB]

Our season comes to a close tonight. What a ride it was, thank you Hokie Nation for rockin’ with us every step of the way 🦃🧡

[Jordan Wolf @_JordanWolf]

This is right next to my company’s HQ in Barcelona. I made sure to genuflect before the almighty Galaxy Z Fold4 every morning on my way into work 🙏

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

Nothing is sacred under capitalism except the almighty dollar

[Jordan Wolf @_JordanWolf]

I really love living in Chicago, but good god we have some fucked up looking intersections

[Jordan Wolf @_JordanWolf]

@BaileyCarlin Using a pic of H*llman’s instead of @DukesMayonnaise is a crime

[Mike Young @CoachMKYoung]

To all of Hokie Nation, we did it, ACC Champions! See you next week in the greatest tournament on earth. HOW BOUT THEM HOKIES!!! 🦃🦃

[Jordan Wolf @_JordanWolf]

@actioncookbook The first time I visited Louisville, I had Royals three times in two days. 11/10; absolutely no notes

[Jordan Wolf @_JordanWolf]

The best news to wake up to this morning!

Side note: Can Mike Young coach football too??

[Andy Bitter @AndyBitterVT]

Virginia Tech announces it and Justin Fuente have mutually parted ways. #Hokies

[THE KEY PLAY @thekeyplay]

THE PLAY CALLING WITH GOAL TO GO WAS ATROCIOUS. THAT MAN'S JUST STEALING MONEY AT THIS POINT.

[Jordan Wolf @_JordanWolf]

Gameday tomorrow, fellow Hokies! FYI, I'm fully in the "Become entirely too optimistic" part of this cycle. We're winning the Natty this season bayyybeeeeee

[Jordan Wolf @_JordanWolf]

Lifecycle of a Virginia Tech fan:
- Season ends; disappointed
- Convince yourself in the off-season to temper your expectations for the upcoming season
- Become entirely too optimistic the week before the first game
- Inevitably be let down
- Rinse, wash, repeat

[Jordan Wolf @_JordanWolf]

Love sharing entire life stories with strangers at the airport bar and then walking to your respective gates, never to see each other again. Really the pinnacle of friendship, tbh

[Jordan Wolf @_JordanWolf]

Protect @CoachMKYoung at all costs

[Mike McDaniel @MikeMcDanielCFB]

Mike Young yells out from the back of the press room: "We need room for a new popcorn machine." Sparking laughter from Coach Robertson and Fuente, as well as Whit Babcock and Dr. Sands. #Hokies

[Jordan Wolf @_JordanWolf]

Haven’t aimlessly wandered the Target candle aisle in weeks 😔

[Jordan Wolf @_JordanWolf]

@NickLelloJr If VT athletics is good at one thing, it’s getting your hopes up and quickly crushing them 🥲

[Jordan Wolf @_JordanWolf]

@NickLelloJr 😎😎😎

[Jordan Wolf @_JordanWolf]

Instead of actually explaining my job, I’m just gonna reference this tweet whenever someone asks what I do from now on

[wint @dril]

looking at the data and simply laughing

[Jordan Wolf @_JordanWolf]

Damnit, @RecordingAcad, you had four shots at this and you blew it. smh

[Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen]

pains me to say this but honey should not come in containers shaped like bears. they are unwieldy and difficult to squeeze