jordan ❃

hello welcome to my shit show

[Lynne @_ayandamay]

Leftover soup needs to go into a round container because soup is round.

i won't be explaining

[jordan ❃ @_jordine]

@harryskisses28 Nope same for me!! Try your phone!!

[TheFrenchie @ML3democrats]

Donald trump said Kamala Harris would raise gas prices by 25% so thank God you avoided that nightmare. Today gas prices are only up by 62%.

[jordan ❃ @_jordine]

@SwiftieMegan87 I got an email today actually with my 4/16 code but now I’m wondering about the 17th!!

[jordan ❃ @_jordine]

@kisscovader Same happened to me😭😭😭😭

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

They are never going to give you $9,000 to stay home with your kids. Just like you never got your DOGE check, tariff refund, cheaper groceries, $2 gas, a healthcare plan, or 600% off prescriptions.

At some point, being this gullible becomes a fucking choice.

[˥ǝɓuɐ @wackyangle]

ppl hate flock cameras and then buy meta glasses like baby u are the flock camera

[ً @artfuIchaos]

can’t believe it’s already August. time flies when you live life on survival mode and work everyday of your fucking life.

[Books Behind Borders @MHTruthUltra]

Prison inmates do more to stop pedophilia than your own government.

[JustBreathe @stargazing90]

Everyone okay with that? They took money from every pay check ever had and spent it somewhere else..pissed yet?

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I honestly haťe how ADHD has been sensationalized as the fun mental illness but having it literally feels like walking around with some very specific kind of dementia that is actively ruining your life at every step and the culprit is always you.

[Fav @favwontmiss]

The idea that "30 days builds a habit" is a joke to an ADHD brain. I can do something flawlessly every day for 3 weeks, miss exactly one day, and my brain will permanently delete the entire routine

[Cxspxxr✘🧸 @_6signxxx]

Four white men have more wealth than half the planet… & you still think a brown immigrant is why you’re struggling? 😭😭 Explain that to me like I’m five.

[Alex Jacquez @AlexSJacquez]

Remember that 20 million people saw their health care premiums double because $30 billion was too expensive.

[Chris 🦝 (READ BIO!!) @TrashPanda08x]

For $200bn you could fund all these rail projects btw.

But instead we choose to bomb children

[Americans For Tax Fairness @4TaxFairness]

Kristi Noem spent $220 MILLION on a 60-second ad.

Pete Hegseth spent $93 BILLION in one month.

Trump just gave four Big Tech companies a $51 BILLION tax break.

And you’re worried about a single mom getting a few bucks from SNAP to feed her kids?

Wake up, people.

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

357 people voted to protect sexual predators. Our government is ran by pedophiles and pedophile protectors. That is why it’s important for people to understand this doesn’t end with Trump gone. The entire system is corrupt. All of these people have to go.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Where are the DOGE refund checks?
Where’s my 10% APR on credit cards?
Why aren’t my prescriptions 1500% cheaper?
Where’s gas under $2?
Why aren’t groceries cheaper yet?
What happened to Greenland?
Where’s my tariff check?

Any updates??

[throwbacks @solelynostalgia]

they had absolutely no business terrifying an entire generation with this episode

[P.E. Moskowitz @_pem_pem]

all other problems are this problem. all other discourse is a distraction from this