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Tortillas are made of corn. Full stop. If you think you have a tortilla, but it’s a “wheat” tortilla, you’re confused. You’re about to make a wrap. If I order a taco, and you bring me one with wheat, you should be in jail.

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@ShannonG747 @john58693859 @texasrunnerDFW Pillow Guy, is that you??

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@ask_aubry This is a person who would serve you a margarita made with Jose Cuervo rail pour, with some Sunny D and a hazel nut in it.

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The @Delta bag check at MDW is very very understaffed right now.

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@iheartospreys @Komaniecki_R It can be, and frequently is. But “hotdish” really just means “casserole,” so most often the tater-tot one has that in the name.

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@thebestgay91 @Komaniecki_R It’s an upper-midwest colloquialism for “casserole.” No, really. That’s it.

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@BwanaLawFirm @denisedwheeler ISWYDT
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@delainisrabies @buggirl Wait a minute. What makes a windmill obnoxious? Even more importantly, if it’s so obnoxious, how is it simultaneously impossible to find? The mind boggles.

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@josephfcox @threadreaderapp unroll

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@Rothmus Do not skimp on lawn furniture. Until you can afford the really good stuff, and you should definitely wait to afford the really good stuff, just buy the crappy lawn furniture that you know will only last year.

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@JYuhasKSTP @KSTP But, but, but… clouds?? ☁️ 🤷🏼

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@girlmeetsgeek If you’re still in the PNW, tonight’s odds look better

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@girlmeetsgeek Tough to say https://t.co/3Pfx7F8AMS

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@ClassySithLady @KarenMHJ @ask_aubry Today, you became the bully.

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@girlmeetsgeek @LifeTime_Life Maybe the police station right next door needs to know 🤔

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@Ryguy1574479 @MarkHamill If he broke the law, yes.

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@VirginiaBuysse Side note: Please come back to bsky so we can share you wisdom there (and less traffic here ;) ) TY!

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@janefortruth Are CFC “Pastors” Tim and Cherrie Peterson also facing charges?

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@KateSullivanDC The scared middle man energy in this post is off the charts. Is this even real?

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@ItslateImTired @KateSullivanDC I’m being totally honest when I say 14 seems very generous. This is very elementary school level.

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@DakotaElec Oh? I’m interested. Is there an article to go along with this?