Julie Sutton

My real name is Julia, but I always forget.

[Julie Sutton @_jsutt]

Marry the man that will watch all 6 episodes of the @KenBurns National Parks series with you on your night off.

I’m not sure that man exists, but if he does, I CALL DIBS

[Julie Sutton @_jsutt]

Not sure which is longer, the @PurdueUnion Starbucks line or voting line. It’s going to be a long, democratic day.

[Julie Sutton @_jsutt]

Everyday when I leave the house I tell my dog to “stay cute” and for 3 years she’s been perfectly obedient 💕 #whosagooddog

[Julie Sutton @_jsutt]

@TonySutton8 Never knew you were such a risk taker

[Julie Sutton @_jsutt]

Yea, there are a lot of injustices in the world, but right now I’m most upset about the number of @QueerEye episodes on @netflix.

I’m supposed to just be done after 8 and wait for new seasons?!? What am I supposed to do until then?!?

[St Peter @stpeteyontweety]

Line of Succession

The Queen
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Prince Charles
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Prince William
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Prince George
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Princess Charlotte
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#royalbaby
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Prince Harry
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Simon Cowell
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Hugh Grant
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Po of the Teletubbies
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Rowan Atkinson
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Helen Mirren
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A cup of tea
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Kanye West

[Jennifer Wright @JenAshleyWright]

If kids are worried about getting suspended for protesting gun violence and ruining their college prospects I PROMISE YOU “Why I Was Suspended For Fighting the NRA” is a better college admission essay topic than “How Soccer Made Me a Team Player.”

[waitwait @waitwait]

We’re thrilled to announce that our guest in South Bend will be Mayor @PeteButtigieg!

[Steven Perlberg @perlberg]

Obama 2010 SOTU - 48 million
Bush 2003 - 62.1 million
Bush 2002 - 51.8 million
Clinton 1998 - 53.1 million
Clinton 1994 - 45.8 million

Nielsen sent this info out yesterday lol https://t.co/LOG8najqXl

[Julie Sutton @_jsutt]

@TeamYouTube If I already subscribe to a channel, why do I still have to listen to the “subscribe now” sales pitch at the end of every video? Can I get those 10 seconds-per-video of my life back?

[Tony Sutton @TonySutton8]

Time for my annual gripe that the College Football Championship game belongs on Saturday night. Besides, isn't it the championship for the 2017 season?

[Julie Sutton @_jsutt]

Turns out my little weirdo is an even odder breed combo than I thought. At least we now know… https://t.co/BDApS8PUs5

[Edward Sorin, C.S.C. @FatherSorin]

I received a very gracious invitation to attend the game between Alabama and Georgia tonight. Unfortunately, I had to decline, as I was already scheduled to chew off my own arm.

[Julie Sutton @_jsutt]

Top 3 (of many) great moments in this interview:
1. That suit 👔
2. The @JonBatiste version of PIMP
3. @50cent invested in mattresses

https://t.co/ZArWk40VVo

#50centForPOTUS

[Julie Sutton @_jsutt]

My dog pooped on top of my parents’ bed tonight. Why?

[Julie Sutton @_jsutt]

@alleeg Where did they find this video of us from 2009?? I thought we burned all the evidence

[Julie Sutton @_jsutt]

The busiest mayor in America has time to get engaged, but you don’t have time to respond to a Bumble message? https://t.co/CzJNIlJcRJ

[Chicago Tribune @chicagotribune]

"He said yes!" South Bend Mayor Pete Buttigieg says he and his boyfriend are getting married https://t.co/RNGpn5eaiq

[Julie Sutton @_jsutt]

We’re celebrating 2018, yet our government still prevents us from purchasing a legal item on the day some people go to church. Plan ahead, fellow Hoosiers 🙄 https://t.co/UORf3hOqhy

[WNDU @16NewsNow]

Indiana liquor stores closed on New Year's Eve: https://t.co/FbOkjn5PzB

[Julie Sutton @_jsutt]

@alleeg And what kind of stereo sound system did they have to make a movie sound like ACTUAL gunshots??

[Julie Sutton @_jsutt]

“I can’t mosh at @EmoNight_BK! I’m no longer on my parents health insurance and haven’t met my deductible” #oldladies #stillgotit