Jordan Cook Book

[Jordan Cook Book @_jswizzle]

Max out day in the gym. I maxed out at 45 lbs on the bench press. This is me with my arm on the bar. Proud.

[JaseOfBase (RealSnarkLake) @JaseOfBase513]

What if, and hear me out, we connect all these trailers together. Maybe stack them on top of each other. Then we connect them to some engines with a driver and a conductor and have them travel on their own road. And to make it even more efficient, that road is made of steel rails

[Casual Thursday @CasualThursday]

Husband. follower of Christ. tweeting some of the most offensive things you’ve ever seen, just absolutely horrific stuff. girl dad.

[William B. Fuckley @opinonhaver]

When the flag covered coffins start coming home (and they will), and these people try and do the usual thing and be solemn and pretend we had no choice but to do this, that this was a serious decision not lightly taken, etc. I think people will remember this shit

[Jordan Cook Book @_jswizzle]

Is Google back up yet

[Jordan Cook Book @_jswizzle]

I have to obsessively Google things every night in order to fall asleep, and Google is down. So I’ll post my searches here I guess.

[Jordan Cook Book @_jswizzle]

Kyle XY where to stream

[Jordan Cook Book @_jswizzle]

I have to obsessively Google things every night in order to fall asleep, and Google is down. So I’ll post my searches here I guess.

[Jordan Cook Book @_jswizzle]

Is it bad to sleep on your side

[Jordan Cook Book @_jswizzle]

I have to obsessively Google things every night in order to fall asleep, and Google is down. So I’ll post my searches here I guess.

[Jordan Cook Book @_jswizzle]

How to stop sleeping on my side

[Jordan Cook Book @_jswizzle]

I have to obsessively Google things every night in order to fall asleep, and Google is down. So I’ll post my searches here I guess.

[Jordan Cook Book @_jswizzle]

Best pillow for side sleepers

[Jordan Cook Book @_jswizzle]

I have to obsessively Google things every night in order to fall asleep, and Google is down. So I’ll post my searches here I guess.

[Jordan Cook Book @_jswizzle]

Why can’t I fall asleep anymore

[Jordan Cook Book @_jswizzle]

I have to obsessively Google things every night in order to fall asleep, and Google is down. So I’ll post my searches here I guess.

[Jordan Cook Book @_jswizzle]

Neck hurts why does my neck hurt how to stop neck from hurting Reddit

[Jordan Cook Book @_jswizzle]

I have to obsessively Google things every night in order to fall asleep, and Google is down. So I’ll post my searches here I guess.

[Jordan Cook Book @_jswizzle]

I have to obsessively Google things every night in order to fall asleep, and Google is down. So I’ll post my searches here I guess.

[Allen Ivermectin @FanSince09]

Oh you hate ICE? Remember that when you’re being mugged by an MS-13 gang member and you need 10 5’4 dumbasses to beat up a totally unrelated 65 year old cleaning lady on the way to her job.

[PoliticsLs @PoliticsLs]

Accidentally woke

[Miguel Salazar @miguelxsalazar]

it’s as if the entire concert was delivered in secret code and the only way you can crack it is by learning a language that 42 million ppl in this country speak

[Jordan Cook Book @_jswizzle]

When an SS soldier says “get on the train”
You get on the train.

Thanks for coming to Natalie’s TED talk.

[Natalie F Danelishen @Chesschick01]

When a cop says “stop and get out of the car”
You stop and get out of the car.

Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

[Jordan Cook Book @_jswizzle]

Never mind everyone they already cut me off

[Jordan Cook Book @_jswizzle]

Trying to win fruit from sumo citrus sweepstakes!!!! @sumocitrus you’re not even verified

[Jordan Cook Book @_jswizzle]

Trying to win fruit from sumo citrus sweepstakes!!!!! @sumocitrus you’re not even verified

[Jordan Cook Book @_jswizzle]

I’m gonna be really annoying for about an hour and I need everyone to bear with me. I’m entering as many times as I can into a contest to win $30 worth of mandarin oranges because it’s all I have to look forward to in life at the moment. DISREGARD!

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

He still doesn’t understand that requesting asylum doesn’t mean insane asylums.

Jesus fucking Christ