a babbling brook

[a babbling brook @_jumm_y]

😂😂

[ajanwachuku. @ajanwachuku]

@__Olubukola_ no; they use it to cryogenically preserve themselves possibly for science.

[adrienne @barelytolerabIe]

Imagine blowing 30 years of search engine dominance—so much so that your website became a verb—only to kill your search engine in favor of a inferior product only tech bros and their sycophants like.

[Freyy @Freyy_is]

the funniest part of replacing receptionists with AI will be realizing nobody actually documented half the things jessica the front desk person just magically handled every day.

[Dr. C @chao_mbogho]

The thing about nurturing & keeping relationships as an adult is building the muscle to sit with discomfort, yours & others', while not running away.

Telling a friend you don't know how to handle them while they grieve is diabolical. Isn't that, then, your opportunity to learn?

[dj bean @killbyundrscore]

dudes never met a woman in his life

[a babbling brook @_jumm_y]

I love this for you 🥹

[Oreoluwa Bukola, CFA. @BukkyOA]

I graduated from the University with a first class, and my Dad is to blame.

During my university days, my Dad would call me every day.

I mean, every day between 5 and 6am.

He is ruthless.

When he calls, you'd better not sound sleepy.

He will say something like: Don’t sleep away your greatness😩

He will ask me about my CGPA every day.

He will say: ‘You too can make a first class’

He will say: ‘That test you did last week, is the result out now’.

He gave me serious close marking.

He will come to school unannounced, and if I am in class, he will sit under a tree and wait for me to finish.

🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

‘I am teary now’ - jeeeeez

I did not have any margin to fumble.

For 4 years! He was consistent.

And I remembered so vividly the day I told him my final results were out and that I would be graduating with a first class. He hugged me so tight, like I was his completed project.

He wore his best agbada to my graduation. Hahaha.

[a babbling brook @_jumm_y]

With cold fanta

[Luca Zuccotti @OfficialLucaZ]

We had to drop this one! ‘Colder’ out at midnight! 🇳🇬❤️

[a babbling brook @_jumm_y]

Premium foolishness 🤣

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

"He's probably out cheating"
Also him:

[a babbling brook @_jumm_y]

Their tongues are barbed aren’t they? So this is definitely AI

[Kgoshi Ya Lebowa @Mothematiks]

The boy has royal blood 🐆👑

[a babbling brook @_jumm_y]

😂

[Teminator @duchesskk]

this weightlifting thing, so you’ll just be increasing the weight and going higher and higher till you carry car or what

[Kainenè @afolxbi]

reading this as a Yoruba man was so hectic. Subhanallah

[Dr. Ify Aniebo Rhodes-Vivour @IfyAniebo]

Someone should be investigating the long-term effect of ChatGPT use on cognitive functions like critical thinking and problem-solving.

[a babbling brook @_jumm_y]

Okay but why is her photo so yassified

[a babbling brook @_jumm_y]

I think this can be dangerous. There’s no reason someone should rush food

[THE KINE 🌕🖤 @asher_kine]

poor man no fit help poor man? 😔

[Confidence #EndTerrorismInNigeria @ConfidenceTwt]

I do not want to see anyone trying to cook the largest pot of egusi two months from now please. 🙏

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

It's Game of Thrones and it's not really an argument. This show was a cultural juggernaut, every week the whole internet watched together, it was endlessly quoted, children were named after the characters, and no one brings it up anymore because the last season was so awful.

[🧚🏾‍♂️ @phairyyboi]

i actually miss stupid parody music 😭😭

like that Miley cyrus Wrecking ball/ Chop igbati

we really fell off as a country bcs that was top tier entertainment 😞

[Ridunnu Pounds & Dollars @Ridunnuu]

This is why I love dating. You can’t forget my birthday twice in a row and expect me to marry you.

[KILLA B. @shiabri]

No line, simply this..

[kate is drafting 🗡️ @akatepockett]

writers should study this video to understand sibling dynamics. this is ART