Junkiri

Wanna be conan o'Brien . Painstakingly unfunny. Creator of Problems.

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Just letting everyone know I’m reading a book right now. I also drank 7 glasses of water yesterday. Im not saying explicitly that I’m a better person than you, but it is heavily heavily implied. Heaven is going to be awesome!

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Here's to Stephen Colbert, a man of great integrity and wit. Onward, friend, to bigger and better things.

[c ☆ @tintafey]

happy SNL season 51 finale to everyone who celebrates

[a bb @chillguynp]

My girl doesn't talk to me during her PMS. Maybe its Prime Minister Syndrome

[helkum @he1kumwya]

god forbid an uber driver feels cunty

[the meji. @mejitwo]

I sleep too much for someone that wants to make an academic comeback

[laurel @pigeoncowboys]

when that oomf who hates everything announces they hate a new thing and it's like yeah you would

[Cate Hall @catehall]

no person trying to be funny has ever APPROACHED this level of funny

I actually had to look away from the screen

[Kantipur @ekantipur_com]

सिरोहियाले कान्तिपुरले पछिल्लो समय गरिरहेको रिपोर्टिङ –विशेषगरी गृहमन्त्री सुधन गुरुङमाथि लेखिएका समाचार– मा आफ्नो गम्भीर असहमति रहेको राजीनामामा उल्लेख गरेका छन् ।
https://t.co/B5oA3RWEZU

[Junkiri @_junkiri]

Omg how insufferable it must be to live criticising everyone and everything.

[charlotte @CocoAndMoses]

In 2025 I got my dream job & this was still the most important thing to happen to me

[Junkiri @_junkiri]

@nnniranjannn Ik. Aja slightly charred and grikked at top.

[Junkiri @_junkiri]

Oh how fortunate it would be to not know the term "lookmaxing".

[Junkiri @_junkiri]

@Econ_4_Everyone I allocate everything to @rangin_bhandari

[Junkiri @_junkiri]

@kafleva @8whochill9 Milk is just bad textured water.

[Junkiri @_junkiri]

Conan would never.

[tiramiseww @dystopianzzz]

take misogyny and body shaming away and your fav standup comedian is out of content

[Junkiri @_junkiri]

@8whochill9 Such a good song!!

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

please stop asking me to rate the outfits

[Triiad ୭୭ @triiadxx]

5 years ago today, ‘ABBOTT ELEMENTARY’ premiered.

[kaflesque @kafleva]

You'll never guess who the new kid is