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[MAGA Cult Slayer @MAGACult2]

A 🩷 LETTER FROM SOMEONE THAT GREW UP WITH GREGORY BOVINO: TO THE MAN VOTED MOST LIKELY TO SHIT HIS PANTS IN PUBLIC

Read every single word of this. If Greg comes to your house, you're locked and loaded...with this verbal ammo.

MINNEAPOLIS REDDIT POSTER: I found out last night that I know Greg Bovino’s family personally. We grew up in the same town and went to the same High School and college.

Now I’m a Minneapolis resident but I didn’t always live in Minneapolis. Once, long ago I lived in a quiet little mountain town of Boone, NC. Guess who else grew up there? A pathetic squat little toad named Gregory Bovino. Well, that squat little toad grew up to be a squat little Nazi toad who has decided to come to my beautiful adopted home to torture, murder, and terrorize my friends and neighbors. He is personally going door to door, so if you see him, here’s a few very specific things from home you can politely yell at him:

“Hey Greg! Remember how your Dad murdered a woman in Blowing Rock while driving drunk? Like father like son I guess.”

“Hey Greg! You’re the reason your dad got drunk and killed that woman in Blowing Rock which lead to your parents divorce. I guess that means you’re the reason they got divorced.”

In case anyone is wondering, the woman his father killed was named Janie Mae Mitchell. I’m sure he’ll remember the name if you want to yell that to him.

His father used to run a bar called the library club. After his DUI he had to sell the bar and it hit the family pretty deep. Greg is sure to be sensitive about it if you want to name drop the Library Club bar.

“Hey Greg! Do you think it’s weird that the Watauga High yearbook has you listed as “Most Likely to Shit His Pants in Public?”

“Hey Greg, your history teacher ‘G.I. Jones’ thinks you’re a pathetic Nazi punk. No wonder you failed all his classes.”

“Hey Greg! Did you know your mom is a register Democrat? Does that make Thanksgiving awkward?”

“Hey Greg! Remember when the Mast Store banned your for sniffing shoes after people tried them on?”

“Hey Greg! Do you remember eating the Watauga Pioneers wrestling team’s soggy biscuit? Is it still gay to eat to eat semen off a Bojangles biscuit or was that just an 80s thing?”

“Hey Greg! Watauga High still thinks you’re a loser!”

“Hey Greg! Boone, NC fucking hates you.”

“Hey Greg! Remember when you fell into the porta-John at the Valle Country Fair and they couldn’t find you for hours and people just came in and kept shitting on you and shitting on you?”

“Hey Greg, remember when Mr. Combs found you jerking off to Nat Geo magazines in the high school bathroom?”

“Hey Greg remember swimming at Trash Can falls and your swim suit fell off and all the girls laughed at your micro penis? Watauga High still remembers.”

Just name dropping a lot of stuff from Watauga County / Boone / Blowing Rock, NC aught to get under his skin.

EDIT: it’d be a real shame is #GregBovino #SoggyBiscuit started trending

EDIT 2: while I’m usually opposed to AI on ethical grounds I figure there’s no point being ethical with Nazis. Anyone had the skills to generate images of Greg Bovino enjoying Bojangles cinnamon biscuits dripping in icing?

EDIT 3: Watauga is pronounced “Wah-Tah-Guh” we were sometimes jokingly called “Wata-ooga” by rival schools

[Tamara Krawchenko 🌻🍉 @T_Krawchenko]

U.S. intelligence warned the White House that Russia was planning to smuggle incendiary devices onto cargo planes heading to the U.S.

And yet, never a word of criticism from Trump for the Kremlin.
https://t.co/yAB3P75yCu

[FREEDOM CHANNEL BROADCAST @FCBD3CODE]

@AGPamBondi @Sec_Noem THIS ONE IS BETTER PAMMY...

[MassMediaEnjoyer @MassMediaEnjoyr]

@AGPamBondi @Sec_Noem Pam, Nixon didnt go to prison. But his attorney general did.......

[Daily Banter @DailyBanterMeme]

@AGPamBondi @Sec_Noem Maybe there's more important things to be getting on with? 🤔

[LaurieWired @lauriewired]

When you make a Bank ACH transaction, it’s literally just an SFTP upload.

Sent as a NACHA file, it's 940 bytes of ASCII text.

Bank-to-Bank transactions cost ~0.2 cents. As long as it travels via encrypted tunnel; it’s compliant!

Here’s how the quirky system works:

[OSINTtechnical @Osinttechnical]

Ukrainian Air Force MiG-29 Fulcrum going full afterburner on a CAP mission.

[RedTeamVillage @RedTeamVillage_]

🚨 Exciting Keynote Panel Alert! 🚨 Join us at RTV during @defcon 32 for "The Art of Critical Thinking Through an Adversarial Mindset," moderated by @NahamSec, feat @0dayCTF, @lazzslayer, @pwneip, and @realytcracker.

📅 9 Aug 2024, 11:00 AM
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[The Hacker News @TheHackersNews]

Security Alert! Okta warns of increased social engineering attacks on IT service desks. Learn how threat actors manipulate multi-factor authentication and admin accounts.

Read: https://t.co/mTFnTewdPZ

#cybersecurity #informationsecurity

[_jw415_ @_jw415_]

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[Judd Legum @JuddLegum]

1. In 2023, conservative activists have advanced the theory that "woke" corporations are pushing a radical, pro-LGBTQ agenda

But a Popular Information investigation reveals 25 rainbow flag-waiving corporations have donated $13.5 million to anti-gay politicians since Jan 2022

🧵

[Acyn @Acyn]

Wow Democrats just laughed at Marjorie Taylor Greene when she asked them to abide by decorum of the House

[💙 Blue Dot 💙 @PatriotGames2]

@mtgreenee You mean THIS Nick Fuentes?

[Matthew Gertz @MattGertz]

Media Matters has obtained a slide deck that Dominion lawyers used at a March 28 hearing in the Fox defamation lawsuit.

I'll be sharing some takeaways here.

[dr4k0nia @dr4k0nia]

I made a new GitHub repo to collect all my little scripts and tools for deobfuscation and malware analysis, the first entry is a Powershell format string cleaner. To solve format strings used by #cobaltstrike 1/2
https://t.co/V1OgKZz7L9

[Andy Robbins @_wald0]

We are releasing #BloodHound 4.3 on April 18. New attack paths to Get Global Admin More Often.

Plus: how #BloodHoundEnterprise helps identify and eliminate the same attack paths.

See all the details first in this webinar: https://t.co/buEMEy1eg5

[ErikWemple @ErikWemple]

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