Jonathan Heinkel

Crazy things happen to me that I can't make up... Most of the time.

[Jonathan Heinkel @_jwhk_]

"We accept and use PrayPal." - #ChurchSign Happy Sunday Y'all!

[Jonathan Heinkel @_jwhk_]

“The best vitamin for a Christian is B1.” - #ChurchSign #CS

[Jonathan Heinkel @_jwhk_]

@pulte We could really use the help. We have 3 kids and are both in healthcare. It’s a lot to have to handle.

[C. S. Lewis @CSLewisDaily]

“God has infinite attention to spare for each one of us. You are as much alone with him as if you were the only being he had ever created.” - C.S. Lewis

[Jonathan Heinkel @_jwhk_]

@AaronRodgers12 @CashApp $jwhk #PaidInBitcoin two of my brothers received their Bitcoin already, and if I don’t get any I will be a laughingstock. 😂😭😂 please help

[Jonathan Heinkel @_jwhk_]

@michaelmalice Well, he can beat them in Mario Kart as Luigi, so that seems fair.

[Michael Malice @michaelmalice]

this is a real tweet from a real Senator
2021 is going to be hysterical

[Michael Malice @michaelmalice]

@Timcast https://t.co/GGb1ztl5AH

[Tim Pool @Timcast]

So Biden wins then they invoke this to make Kamala acting president

[Aaron Rodgers @AaronRodgers12]

I always knew the day would come, when I felt like I finally made it. #creedthoughts #6feetfromtheedgenomore @itsCrab #BeautifulDay @PatMcAfeeShow @OfficialAJHawk #

[Jonathan Heinkel @_jwhk_]

@IsaacHeinkel What beer is your go-to after yogurt treat?

[Jonathan Heinkel @_jwhk_]

@JohnCarltonKing @kittypurrzog The fact that you can only imagine him winning through cheating means you have no clue what is going on. Go talk to some normal people.

[Michael Malice @michaelmalice]

Republicans should be relieved.
When push came to shove, Joe Biden chose a cop over an African-American.

[Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays]

Poll: 62% of Americans Say They Have Political Views They’re Afraid to Share | Cato Institute https://t.co/MLel6kikrs

[Michael Malice @michaelmalice]

The canceling will continue until morale improves

[isaac @iserwiser]

I love my family so much what did i do to deserve

[Zach Kruse @zachkruse2]

We've been saying all offseason that the Packers are a backup QB and a third-string RB away from a title

[Jonathan Heinkel @_jwhk_]

@Red13_Avalanche @The_ZachRyan @xLakeGirl @SnickOld @reginaldedward3 Which of the Socialist leaders in this article conform to the definition of socialism you gave above? (Worker ownership of the means of production)

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Context: Paul Wrote Philippians 4:13 After Narrowly Winning Church Softball Game https://t.co/rQBwmq79rV

[Jonathan Heinkel @_jwhk_]

“Do you know Mary’s little lamb?” - #ChurchSign

[Jonathan Heinkel @_jwhk_]

@michaelmalice