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Loya||Egalitarian||GGMU||

[SKaN @_kabaonyaga]

Freelancing lawyers handling civil cases are having the time of their life. You can wake up at 8:50 am and finish your various matters scheduled for routine mentions by 9:30am, then go back to bed or to the farm, not the firm.

[One_Were @werekhisa]

Why would an Obtainer, tell me, Wakili wacha Nikuandikie Cheque. Nanii.. we wacha mchezo.

[SKaN @_kabaonyaga]

Next calf to be delivered in 2050! If not later

[SKaN @_kabaonyaga]

Man U saa hii labda wapigwe busu 😗

[SKaN @_kabaonyaga]

Another day to remind you that if you work harder this year, your BOSS will buy another Guzzzler while you get Pizza

[SKaN @_kabaonyaga]

This year, 2025, was balanced, good and bad in equal measure, 2026 will be better!

[SKaN @_kabaonyaga]

After leo, kurudi kwa ofisi tena itakuwa December.

[SKaN @_kabaonyaga]

Dame wa shots anavaaje trouser 😅

[SKaN @_kabaonyaga]

Ama Kweli 😅

[SKaN @_kabaonyaga]

Moving in silence doesn't necessarily mean keep quiet, it's more of keep off! Shall we...

[SKaN @_kabaonyaga]

In Mombasa you need no hammam just switch of your AC and get yourself some somali tea, it will start boiling nicely 😅

[SKaN @_kabaonyaga]

@Kalasinga_ 😂😂😂

[SKaN @_kabaonyaga]

@Dreymwangi Avoid supermarkets if you can

[SKaN @_kabaonyaga]

@Cened Bomb ni bomb 😆😆

[SKaN @_kabaonyaga]

Riggy G ako cardy!!

[SKaN @_kabaonyaga]

@Danger186560 Me too

[Harry Karanja, DTM @harrykaranja]

Elisha Ongoya is a master of stylistic devices in speech. Listen to how effectively he has used repetition: "it will move from the false, through the ridiculous, to the embarrassing". He's repeated the phrase > 15 times.

[Shortstuff @weak_spell]

“It moves from the false, to the ridiculous then to the embarrassing”. Hii naiba for my future opening statements.

[Daniel Wabuge @deewinc]

Embarrassing scenes at the senate. Hot, Hotter, Hottest 😅😅😅