Duchess Of Lagos 👸

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[Ifeanyi Chukwuani @mindaffairss]

I'm now 31. I can't work as a graduate trainee in most banks or Fintech in Nigeria due to age.

Their criteria is always;
> below 27
> NYSC certificate
>2.1
> atleasg 1yr experience

But if I manage to stay alive till 75yrs, when my brain cells will need more sleep then I'll be more than qualified to be the president of Nigeria that will determine the existence of any bank or industry in the country.
A single Policy made by President Tinubu on May 29th 2023 threw over 30million people below poverty line.

He doesn't have a first class.
He didn't go to any university.
He's not young.

But he's qualified to rule Nigeria because the criteria to rule Nigerians is to be dubious and incompetent.

Make it make sense

We designed a system to have the best in Private sectors and the worst in Politics running the Affairs of the entire nation.

Judicious in Micro economics but dastardly stupid in macroeconomic conditions.

[Duchess Of Lagos 👸 @_kahlessi]

@DanielRegha Cho cho cho!!! No be you go choose my king for me. Fela is not my king. Ezi!

[Tobi @Tobicods]

So many abnormalities are happening in this country.

Minimum wage is 70k, but a passport costs 250k.

Minimum wage is 70k, but a local flight can cost 100k.

Minimum wage is 70k, but a driver’s licence costs 45k.

A year’s minimum wage is 840k, yet a room self-contained in central mainland can cost 1 million annually.

Minimum wage is 70k, but transportation to work alone can cost 30k a month.

Do we really have a government?

[Jbkeys @Jbkeyss]

TAKE NOTE OF THR FOLLOWING JUST IN CASE!!!!!!

When you want you to write a statement at the POLICE station or EFCC or law enforcement office;

1. Don't leave blank spaces, cross a line over any blank space left once you are done.

2. Remember to put full stop once you are done writing and sign at the front of that full stop.

3. If you are forced to write a statement against yourself.
DON'T WORRY, at the signature part.
Just add UD as part of your signature (meaning under Duress)

4. It is not a WAEC answer sheet where you must fill up all the page, write what you know only and cross line on the space remaining.

5. Don't agree to write a statement when your lawyer or someone you trust is not there.
If they force you to write, remember (number 3 point.)

6. Avoid answering unnecessary questions when your lawyer is not there.
You have the right to remain silent, cos anything you say can be used against you in court

7. If POLICE send you invitation during weekend, try tell dem say you go show face on Monday as you are out of town for now, cos they will probably detain you till Monday before they can transfer you to court if the matter is the one the type they need to transfer to court

8. Don't forget to share this p0st

9. Sign on every page of the paper, not just the final page

10. If there is a mistake when writing, cross it out cleanly, write the correction, and place your initials directly beside the alteration.

Happy taco Tuesday 🎉

[Parallel Facts @ParallelFacts]

BREAKING: Senior Representatives Of Tinubu Govt Reportedly Threaten To Kidnap And Physically Harm US Government Advisor For Amplifying Drug Case That Made Their Principal Skip UNGA Over “Maduro” Treatment Fears https://t.co/52vO73UsLT

[Latest in Cosmos @latestincosmos]

🚨: Mexican scientist Eva Ramon has successfully eliminated Human Papilloma Virus (HPV) in 29 patients!

[Duchess Of Lagos 👸 @_kahlessi]

@altinekasre1 🙋🏾‍♀️

[Duchess Of Lagos 👸 @_kahlessi]

@_Vennie I have found my tribe 😂
I always feel like something will come and pull my legs if I don’t hide them in a duvet😤

[SizZzle. 😎🇳🇬 @n6oflife6]

The Dead Body of a Young Female Nurse Was found in the House of a Serving Minister in Nigeria and somehow that case has Disappeared today… TGIF 😮‍💨

[NTANetwork @NTANewsNow]

Governor Peter Obi takes delivery of 500 locally-manufactured buses for public & private secondary schools in Anambra State.

[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

Before channels tv deletes this tweet,
Pls save a copy and share everywhere.

[Arewa Source @Arewa_Source]

"Now as a Nigerian, you land anywhere around the world and the see you as a drug dealer. I have never seen cocaine but now the think we all deal with cocaine in Nigeria because of our President.

And they said he is on vacation. In the midst of all these chaos"

[Toluwase Sogunro @SogunroToluwase]

During the last election I led an mini intercession chain for Peter Obi.
I want to do same, who is interested.
We organise prayers round the clock for the next election, I believe prayers must go alongside our efforts..

[A.O. Yusuf @DEGEO7]

Police shoot live rounds at people who came out in Niger state to protest the killing of the 37 miners.
Who gave the order?????

Many protesters are alleged dead and many more injured

[Willie Obiano @WillieMObiano]

This stellar performance bears testimony to my insistence that Governor Peter Obi, the good man I succeeded, gave our state his all.

[𝐉𝐎𝐑𝐃𝐀𝐍 @j0_szn]

Just retweet!

[NTANetwork @NTANewsNow]

Peter Obi pays over N2Bn to make a total of N37Bn spent by his govt to clear arrears of Pension&Gratuity owed by successive govts since 1996

[Dr. Karl Von Batten @KVONBATTEN]

You really cannot make this up. The mines that Nigeria's President Bola #Tinubu was offering to the United States. The mines that outraged Nigerian citizens claim are part of an attempt by their corrupt President to have the @FBI not release his alleged heroin trafficking records. Well, yesterday, the Nigerian government reportedly killed 37 poor boys and men who were illegally mining those mines to make money to feed their starving families.

#Nigerian paramilitary forces detained the illegal miners and put them in a ventless metal shipping container in the middle of the Nigerian desert heat. Those poor souls allegedly suffocated to death. And when people began protesting the deaths, the #Nigerian government reportedly ordered the military to fire upon the protesters. From an alleged #heroin-trafficking President to people being suffocated, this is the Nigerian government under Bola #Tinubu

@PressSec

[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

"Now as a Nigerian, you land anywhere around the world and the see you as a drug dealer. I have never seen cocaine but now the think we all deal with cocaine in Nigeria because of our President. And they said he is on vacation. In the midst of all these chaos"

[Dr. Mary @Oluwamidunsin]

So I went on Nairaland.
I searched “Tinubu”. I also searched “Obi”.
Since they were both governors. I wanted to see Media footprint of who they were and what they represented Pre-2022.
Here is a screenshot. First 2 is for Tinubu. Last 2 is for Peter Obi.
Jan 26/2027. You’ll have to choose 1 of these 2 to lead Nigeria.
Who are you choosing?!