FKA.Furiosa

[Antonia @flaminhaystacks]

Look how they have romanticised this headline. Woman dies days after her partner is found dead.

Only when you read the article does it tell you Zoe Marie Dixon was bludgeoned with a hammer by her partner and it took her 6 days to die in hospital

He ran off and killed himself

[your boy Armani 🫂 @armanifeante]

9ja millionaires are paying this bro $20k - $30k to pretend that he ran into them on the street and request for an interview

Dangote flew him into the country because he needed some eye balls on his upcoming public offering

And after the video was posted, every rich person in the country wants an interview

Nothing bad about that but it’s irks me that they have to pretend he ran into them on the street.

[Roro ☃ @RoRoFli]

"I need to socialize more"

Me in a social gathering when I see someone coming towards me

[¿ @umlarp]

june’s over? julying

[Years Progress @YearsProgress]

2026 is 50% complete.

[Malancy @NaseerAjumawa]

Ambulances are built for speed because every second wasted can cost a life. But in the glorious year 2026, our governors are parading Keke as ambulances. This country mehn.

[Obiasogu David @afrisagacity]

Sometimes, I wonder between a Nigerian politician and a Nigerian pastor who is worse?✍️

[pinkcellgirl @pinkcellgirl]

It’s not child marriages but girl child marriages. Women aren’t marrying little boys. It’s men all over the world chasing or marrying literal girl children

[oracle 𝟙𝟛🐺 @StormEllimac]

not one lie told! and it’s crazy how receptive everyone is to yung miami like she wasn’t defending & begging the judge to free her papi diddy… how soon we all forget! smh

[tobi jacobs! @thejacobsss]

terrorists are kidnapping people- una go do skit.

nigerians fry akara to cope with the bad economy - una go do skit.

nigerians are going through xenophobic attacks - una go do skit.

what exactly is funny about these situations? are you people cursedddd???

[MS.JAZZY @MsJazzybelle]

Not gonna lie..as a responsible person, sometimes you do have to say fck your priorities and enjoy life a little..

[Taurus Groove @jiggyjayy2]

Half way through the year is crazy, the old folk were right about time. Days are long, years are short

[purr.in.ink @purrinink]

Happy July 🐾🤍

[Marcus Oluwale @MarcusOluwale]

A big one 🐌✨

[swamp hag ✨☕️🌸🍓🍰 @potatoslav]

there are two types of people. one that cares about food safety and refuses to touch anything that has been in the fridge for more than two days and one that will eat expired yogurt as long as it smells fine. they marry each other.

[boto @TsarinaBomba]

Few companies are innovating like Snapchat. They started as a child/revenge porn platform, but then they became the worst ads company in the history of the world, and now they’re doing nonconsensual data collection. Very excited to see where they go next

[Adedayo Agarau @adedayoagarau]

Again, as a hobby, Nigerians should go through the FG’s daily transactions. If you want to give yourself a problem, check the quarterly budget doc.

We are not only being duped; we are also being rudely misgoverned.

[pigeon @pigeonisperfect]

coo

[mike @mikealebiosu]

na old people wey serve during shehu shagari time dey reform nysc for the youth.

we too dey fool for this country.