Oreo of Lagos 🍇

Currently finding myself || Writer on leave || I Read African literature || Minister of enjoyment.

Baby: @scentbyoreo

[Sam Otigba @SamuelOtigba]

If you’re Nigerian and you didn’t drop litter in your environment today, like & RT. I want to check something.

[We don't deserve cats 😺 @catsareblessing]

My neighbor's cat got my cat pregnant. I woke up to this on my porch 😂

[🕊️ @lichthauch]

The father plants trees he will never climb and the son climbs trees he did not plant, and somewhere in this sacred exchange lies the mystery of time itself - how a man becomes eternal not by living forever but by teaching another man to die well, and when the son finally understands that his father's silence was not absence but presence compressed into granite, that his father's hands were not empty but full of invisible seeds, then he becomes the father, then he plants the trees, then he learns the terrible beautiful weight of loving someone into tomorrow

[Oreo of Lagos 🍇 @tope_ng]

@ChuksA_ @Kanrabbai @BadonB This is a blanket statement and it's not true. They are officers that let you go with a soft warning, along my route home I have even made some of them my friends 😏

[Oreo of Lagos 🍇 @tope_ng]

@Dunilove @lollypeezle Is the data accurate? Let's start from there

[Son Of Ayo @TheAjakeManger]

If you want to work in any of the oil companies, you must be from the south south. That is common sense.

[Aaron Danjuma @AaronDanjuma4]

My workspace
Where the magic happens 😁😁
No specialized machines because I am the machine 😅😅

I pray I'd be able to afford those machines soon 🙏🏿🙏🏿

Sneakers #40,000 only

[Oreo of Lagos 🍇 @tope_ng]

@Fela_Shot_it @TheHN1C It's N24,000 not N40,000

[Oreo of Lagos 🍇 @tope_ng]

@Elkrosmediahub @TheHN1C N24,000

[Oreo of Lagos 🍇 @tope_ng]

@adeife_adeoye Omo @adeife_adeoye I cover you with Gods grace because this amount of jealousy and targeted bullying no be here. You will excel, succeed and keep flying higher ❤️

[Oreo of Lagos 🍇 @tope_ng]

@GunnerAshtag Lol, you obviously don't have friends that run thriving businesses

[Chiddie @dexokeke]

At the end of the day we need to come together as a society to solve the endemic problem of male hunger. Always men needing the most insane accommodations for food.

If your father is not waking you up by 1am to make tea, your husband is demanding fresh food every day.

[Oreo of Lagos 🍇 @tope_ng]

@_DrFrank @EmotionsDoctor And you are a doctor?

[Michelle @mishi254]

I did it guys. I asked a white man in Belgium if he knows my friend from France

[👑Kvng Olagreat™⚽️ @TheRealOlagreat]

@SevillaFC_ENG How many reposts for tryout with your team?

[Mr Junior Ebong🧛‍♂️🇱🇮 @Optimus_Dracula]

So Nigerians couldn’t run 100K RTs for that guy?

Na! We useless

[Oreo of Lagos 🍇 @tope_ng]

@olajideobe @iamjuddah Season 4

[Oreo of Lagos 🍇 @tope_ng]

@olajideobe @iamjuddah Currently on the episode 😂

[Oreo of Lagos 🍇 @tope_ng]

@clayandpotters I can’t seem to send you a DM

[Oreo of Lagos 🍇 @tope_ng]

@clayandpotters Still available?