Kyle

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[Kyle @_kak___]

@jessmargera

[Jess Margera @jessmargera]

Dude Obama was whatever but it’s crazy to hear him speak and then hear trump speak. It’s seriously insane. One guy sounds like a president (like how they sounded when I was a kid) and then the fat orange sack of shit sounds like an escapee from fucking Bellevue w a mouth full of shit & sand

[Kyle @_kak___]

play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

[Jake Tapper 🦅 @jaketapper]

NYT: A major flu outbreak has sickened nearly 160 troops at Lackland Air Force Base in Texas weeks after Defense Secretary Hegseth announced that U.S. troops would no longer be required to be vaccinated for the flu, defense officials said.

https://t.co/fFIt8Mhyzg

[Kyle @_kak___]

i love her. the only person with common sense on that “news” channel.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Watters: They got on President Trump for building monuments to himself, and then inviting entertainers to come sing. He was doing that for the American people. Obama built a monument literally to himself and then had U2 come and sing and the liberals love it.

Jessica: Every president has an opening ceremony. We'll watch when Trump opens his and he'll have Vanilla ICE And Kid Rock and you guys will say we've never heard such a beautiful rendition.

[Kyle @_kak___]

probably not a good thing when you can’t tell parody accounts from official US government accounts

[U.S. Interior Press @interiorpress47]

The advanced nanobubbler technology very effectively killed the algae that has plagued every Lincoln Reflecting Pool reopening—most infamously Obama's reopening—since 1922.

The Reflecting Pool water is crystal clear, and our National Park Service team is now vacuuming up the dead algae resting on the bottom of some parts of the Reflecting Pool—just like the destroyed Iranian Navy resting on the bottom of the Persian Gulf.

[Kyle @_kak___]

@DocBLaw @Iwasthere15 @utahjazz

[Kyle @_kak___]

@Iwasthere15 @utahjazz lol it isn’t judgmental to think a 20 year old shouldn’t be having sex with a 13 year old. it’s a simple right vs wrong

[Kyle @_kak___]

@Giannis_An34 please stay. i think there’s talent there and a new coach will help A LOT, one last ride gianny. if you go to miami and they have to give us a haul I think the bucks will be better than miami. their roster will be gutted, something to think about 😉

[Kyle @_kak___]

@BROBEARDO @itsjwills what do you mean by heard? like a random ass tweet you saw or told by someone who would have inside knowledge?

[Kyle @_kak___]

@RealSkipBayless why do you always stand like you just pooped yourself

[Kyle @_kak___]

@Blayb23 @thmpsnii

[Kyle @_kak___]

@alexinsix @g0dlygam3r i love everyone replies too acting like you walk into males bathroom and there’s just dicks all around and you’re exposing kids to it. i’ve been using a male bathroom for 36 years and i dont think ive ever seen another man’s dick in there

[Kyle @_kak___]

aaaand fights delayed an hour

[Rapid Response 47 @RapidResponse47]

This event is about celebrating America’s unmatched greatness after 250 years — which apparently doesn’t sit well with the friendless loser who wrote this bullshit clickbait headline.

Rain or shine, we’re celebrating our great country no matter what. GOD BLESS AMERICA! 🇺🇸

[Kyle @_kak___]

@tilt__tm @grosenstein cause they can’t make a logical, competent decision about anything but yet half of america trusted them to run the country

[Kyle @_kak___]

official white house accounts literally arguing with the fucking weather channel

[Rapid Response 47 @RapidResponse47]

This event is about celebrating America’s unmatched greatness after 250 years — which apparently doesn’t sit well with the friendless loser who wrote this bullshit clickbait headline.

Rain or shine, we’re celebrating our great country no matter what. GOD BLESS AMERICA! 🇺🇸

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

The White House is now beefing with the weather

[Kyle @_kak___]

@Biggly_Goofus @SnellSZN haha i was on the dance floor at a wedding watching the valley oop game on my phone

[Anthony F. Irwin @AnthonyIrwinLA]

Idiocracy was a documentary

[Kyle @_kak___]

@alexinsix extension***