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the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma… 🥛

[cats with jobs 🛠 @CatWorkers]

When you lied on your resume but still got the job.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This dog was spotted in the best father/son outfit we've ever seen. 13/10

[bear @iamblackbear]

ur not selfish for wanting the same respect and love u give

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

We only rate dogs. This is a Golden-Toed Tiny Cow. Please just send dogs so we can all moo-ve on. Thank you… 13/10

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Non and Asa. Non accidentally pushed the button that activates Asa's Turbo Mode. Both 14/10 seek shelter immediately

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Blu. She's had a long day of being tiny and cute. Very grateful she found somewhere to rest her head. 12/10 moving is now illegal

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Willow. She is very excited to show off her brand-new teeth. She made them herself. 12/10 AND 5/5 dentists recommend Willow

[grace @brainsoupp_]

i love it when my pets sigh like what ails you my little unemployed freeloader

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

"just checking up on you" means alot fr

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

you deserve someone who’s gonna treat you like you matter everyday. not just when it’s convenient for them

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

Me after I take off my high wasted jeans

[nina @ninagrewrites]

anyone who treats you like an afterthought when you continually value their presence…is not deserving of your light in their life. at all.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Soup. And this is the energy Soup is bringing to the workplace in 2023. 13/10 we respect it

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

i met the saddest and happiest version of myself this year.

[nay🎀. @fineassnayyyy]

let’s be real .. most of the time being a good person doesn’t get you loved, it gets you used

[Kat @tatwina]

indirect “i love you” —— a thread.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Me trying to get 8 hrs of sleep in just 3 hrs