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[Certified @_kamaufrank]

I tried boiling ONE simple egg and it BETRAYED me HARD!!! 😭💥 My own food is straight-up plotting my downfall rn!!! Who else’s kitchen out here starting wars?! #SendHelp

[Al Mu6rati🇰🇪 @brysonmu6]

Hii huez fanyiwa na mtu wa SDA

[autist @litteralyme0]

When you finish downloading GTA VI and you hear someone in Asia just ate a bat again

[🇰🇪 @6_size]

24 hours zimeisha kweli? Ama demokrasia ni ya katiba day pekee?

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

"Gen Z wanaharibu biashara zetu" in 2024 leo wako kwa protest. You can't outrun bad governance !

[Not Your Ordinary Recruiter. @JosaG_]

We should never let Ruto become our President.

[Fredah Onduso @FredahOndu61763]

SIFUNA AMETAMBA SONG.🔥☝️💯

You requested, I delivered. This is the Linda Mwananchi Anthem.🔥🔥

OFFICIALLY OUT☝️☝️
WANTAAAAMMMMM!
@edwinsifuna

[David Maraga @dkmaraga]

Seven days ago, I called on President William Ruto to discharge his constitutional and administrative duty to release the report of the National Taskforce on Police Reforms, which I submitted to him on 16 November 2023.

That call remains unanswered.

The President had before him the historic occasion of Katiba Day to release this report and set in motion its implementation. He let the moment pass.

I now have the solemn responsibility to make the report public. I am in the final stages of consultation with various stakeholders and shall communicate the next steps in due course.

Kenya deserves police institutions that serve and protect her people.

#Ukombozi2027

[Tuko Kadi 🇰🇪 @TukoKadii]

Nobody cares about your speech you can use it to wipe your ass.

[dec_lan⁴¹👣 @Arnan_18_]

Mbuemo and Cunha in champions league 😂

[CODE 14 😜🔥 @newto_code_14]

Two term labda mkafanyie sayuni, mtoto mjinga kama master wake,nkt😂🚮

[Koechii_Karamoko @me_right_now_w_]

God watching Solomon use the wisdom he gave him to get himself 1000 hoes

[Eric Latiff @EricLatiff]

I encountered these traders on City Hall Way outside KICC. They were very orderly, only blowing their whistles and vuvuzela on their way towards Parliament Road. Not chaotic at all, not disorderly or disruptive in any way.

And then the police decided to lob teargas at them. Unprovoked, without any attempt at even controlling and/or guiding them.

Police action elicited pandemonium even to the unaffected non-protesters.

[Fafa Mukuru @osoroKE]

Na si ungemshow mkiwa na yeye kwa harusi?

[Not Your Ordinary Recruiter. @JosaG_]

Ruto akawai kuwa Prezzo itabidi tu title ikuwe Commander in Thief.

[Certified @_kamaufrank]

@thee_alfa_house Nakuna fala mahali atamwamini 😅😅

[Omwamba 🇰🇪 @omwambaKE]

Yaani Stoopid Boy aliamua kujimaliza. Weuh!

[King mamba @kingmamba01]

Madocho speak about stoopid boy

[Henix Obuchunju @Obuchunju]

There on Citizen TV, Yvonne Okwara is wondering how President Ruto has changed himself from the events of June 2024 to now.

Buana, Yvonne has played clips from 2024 where the president ordered police to shoot protesters in the legs, with MP Nelson Koech supporting him.

It is quite interesting to hear the same person today saying the very youths he was blasting were exercising their democratic rights.

You can’t make this stuff up, jameni.

[Certified @_kamaufrank]

@alfredarapketer 🤣🤣

[Ivar The Boneless @roomthinker]

Did you carry any TSC letters?