Kate (@[email protected])

🐺 Dog-lover. 🌲 Tree-hugger. 💭 Thought-thinker. 🎭 Feelings-feeler. 💤 Sleep-needer. 👩🏼‍💻 Code-writer. 🧠 ADHD/Anxiety-Brain. @[email protected]

[Kate (@[email protected]) @_kateypical]

Hopefully this puts at least a tiny dent in everyone’s despair/anger/dread 💚

[Kate (@[email protected]) @_kateypical]

@qkate they're freakin' freight trains and I LOVE THEM

[omelette queen of the northwest @ellen_perleberg]

I have applied for honorary membership in the cult my coworker’s 9-year-old kid runs. Here is everything I think I know about The Tree Empire:

[Kate (@[email protected]) @_kateypical]

How long until @meshhq adds a mastodon option for connected accounts?

[Kate (@[email protected]) @_kateypical]

Solved my first ever Rubik’s cube. Fucked around without looking up any techniques the last two days, which resulted in me only solving one layer. Googled “how to solve Rubik’s cube for kids” and sure enough, the instructions were simple enough. 😝

[meghan @deloisivete]

My kid just learned “uh oh spaghettios” but he keeps forgetting and is yelling “oh no noodles” instead

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

unbothered. moisturized. happy. in my lane. focused. flourishing

[Kate (@[email protected]) @_kateypical]

@ChelseyChubb Weird pups! Moose had half a dozen or so of the dental chews so I’m not sure why today’s was different but I did get some major post-chew snugs so it all worked out 😂 and it sounds like you and I handle having candy in the house in exactly the same way

[Kate (@[email protected]) @_kateypical]

What the hell?! Who taught my dog to bury her toys/treats?! She is nearly 5yo and has NEVER tried this before today. In the last 10min she has tried to hide her chew
a) in an empty cardboard box
b) between sofa cushions
c) under blankets
d) behind the floor cushion in my office

[Kate (@[email protected]) @_kateypical]

Now that she’s taken a little nap, she just came over to my lounge cushion where I’ve been chilling and made sad noises until I moved my knee out of her way, she retrieved stashed dental chew treat thing, and is now cleaning her teeth while her brother supervises from on high. 🙄

[Kate (@[email protected]) @_kateypical]

Anyway I guess I’ll leave it in its current hiding spot (behind the floor cushion in my office) and see if she remembers it’s there once she takes a nap or whatever she’s prioritizing over nommin’ on this treat… 🤷🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

[Kate (@[email protected]) @_kateypical]

@kenkeiter Here in solidarity (…definitely not because I am also a dopamine addict) ✊🏻

[Julie Greiner @JulieAbridged]

RIGHT, The costume. The costume for Halloween. The costume chosen specifically FOR Halloween. The HALLOWEEN costume.

[Kate (@[email protected]) @_kateypical]

@ChelseyChubb Oh I believe it 😂

[Kate (@[email protected]) @_kateypical]

@ChelseyChubb Yesssssss

[Kate (@[email protected]) @_kateypical]

@ChelseyChubb Your partner is a gd I D O L.

[EJ Mason @codeability]

👋🏻 I'm looking to start my next gig sometime in January. If you want to work with [checks notes] a senior front-end engineer and web accessibility specialist who cares about users, we should talk!