medically speaking (I’m PMSing) I need 7 lbs of Chinese food, a one way plane ticket to a small seaside town, a new perfume, and heartfelt apologies from 3 very specific people
The manner in which the Bridgerton sons have a sudden and pronounced glow up and become devotedly slutty to signal their readiness for marriage has many striking parallels with Alpha presentation in omegaverse AU’s. In this essay I will
doctor: are you sexually active?
me: no I usually just lie there 😜🤙
doctor (writing in my chart): effortlessly witty....and quite beautiful, I might add
oh no it’s happening again (googling graduate school, cutting my own hair, “cleaning up” my linkedin profile, feeling weird at night, “looking into” CBD, buying a planner, looking at photos of my parents at 26, thinking about wearing a hat, taking the enneagram quiz)