Kayditty

A picture may paint a thousand words but I can use my words to paint a thousand pictures.

[Kayditty @_kayditty]

Once you’re over 50 you’re gonna compare medical conditions at social gatherings. Don’t fight it. It’s gonna happen.

[Kayditty @_kayditty]

Welcome to your 50s. You now get excited about cortisone shots.

[Kayditty @_kayditty]

You know you’re getting old when you stash pairs of glasses throughout the house to see well enough to find your main pair of specs.

(Unless it’s just me.)

[Kayditty @_kayditty]

@TheBoydP Divorce pro tip: live 800 miles apart from your ex.

[Kayditty @_kayditty]

@PaleCrow12 @Shade510 A month on steroids to deal with shingles has given me some extra weight. But I’m still not stuffing myself in Spanx. I’m ok with it.

[Kayditty @_kayditty]

No Spanx for me. I prefer not to feel like a tube of a Pilsbury Crescent Rolls when I undress.

[Kayditty @_kayditty]

@PaleCrow12 @Shade510 I feel good about myself and don’t worry about the perceptions of others.

[Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP]

The problem with reality is that it gets real way too often.

[Kayditty @_kayditty]

Spend as much effort remembering the kindnesses from others as you do the misdeeds and your world will change.

[☠Êv¡£☠Genius☠ @That_Damn_Duck]

The fact that some of you guys want to be social with me on this social media app makes me question your judgment.

[☠Êv¡£☠Genius☠ @That_Damn_Duck]

Humans make the worst people.

[Kayditty @_kayditty]

Me traveling alone in Spain:

Eat
Pray imma gonna eat soon
Love to eat

[Kayditty @_kayditty]

@mheffner7 Love the beaches! Barcelona > Valencia > Ibiza > Valencia > DC > NC

[Kayditty @_kayditty]

@mheffner7 Currently Valencia. Mañana Ibiza.

[Shade 5 🎬 @Shader70]

Anyone else get hammered last night and lose track of how much pudding they ate?

No?

[Shade 5 🎬 @Shader70]

If Facebook has taught me anything it’s that there is a reason we lose touch with people.

[NotKaseyKasem™ @psychogoddess]

If you don't want me to reply to your tweets, get the fuck off of Twitter.

[Kayditty @_kayditty]

What mens’ dating profiles say:

No crazy chicks

What mens’ FB profiles show:

In a relationship with a crazy chick

[McDad @mcdadstuff]

You’re excited about that Amazon gift card, but deep down you know it’ll be spent on dog poop bags, a toilet plunger, chip clips and Tums.