your mom’s chest hair

the sass is strong with this one

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

btw if there was a photo of me out there that looked like this you’d never be able to tell me shit again. my head would be so big I wouldn’t fit thru the door

[Ebonee Davis @EboneeDavis]

Today during yoga, the instructor spoke about trees becoming their strongest in autumn. Because they aren’t bearing fruit or producing leaves, all of their energy is pushed down into the roots. So what externally appears as death, is actually the catalyst for new life.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Nurf. His sleep schedule could use some work. But his debate skills are simply unmatched. 12/10

[your mom’s chest hair @_kellistefani]

doing flashcards w a 1st grader:
1: let! like let-tose intolerant! I had explosive diarrhea once

me:

[Toshia @Toshia_San_art]

All of the pixie fairies I’ve painted so far 💕 ✨

[your mom’s chest hair @_kellistefani]

@BaileySarian The School for Good and Evil.. I’m a school librarian so I read the book, loved it, watched the movie…..and absolutely hated it despite all the big names in it 😬

[your mom’s chest hair @_kellistefani]

I hate it here

[Guardian US @GuardianUS]

Nearly two-thirds of US adults unaware 6m Jews killed in the Holocaust – study https://t.co/dmDt2UFOIS

[cats being weird little guys 👅 @weirdlilguys]

thinkin bout cheese again

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Milo. He has drastically decreased productivity in the office since starting. Was also named employee of the month. 12/10

[Tee @avantbyavant]

Just heard “Don’t miss out on your life trying to get it together” and I might’ve needed to hear that more than I know

[your mom’s chest hair @_kellistefani]

*cries in overcast*

[Jasmine 🌌🔭 @astro_jaz]

Tomorrow, an incredibly rare, once-in-a-lifetime astronomical event is happening! Jupiter will be its closest to Earth since 1963! Along with opposition, it’ll be SO bright, you’ll be able to see its bands and some moons just with binoculars!
This won’t happen again until 2129!

[paul atreideez nuts @snobison]

inside you there are two wolves

[your mom’s chest hair @_kellistefani]

I quoted hannah montana during my post-game pep talk to the 5th grade girls I coach and not one of them caught the reference. I’ll never get over this

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

Run in opposite directions to see who your dog loves more.. 😅 https://t.co/gEukgeOvYy

[Houseplant Hobbyist @HobbyistPlant]

Philodendron Pink Princess is a must have 🌿

[☁️ @tmbIrpics]

Mood 🥹