Kell

Dancer | Lagree Fitness Instructor

[Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy]

That unsubscribe button mad small in them emails but rest assured IMMA FIND IT

[same username on bsky @ElenaBjxrn]

I just remembered the time I went on a first date to London Zoo and at the gate he asked if I would mind paying for my own ticket, which I said I would, at which point he pulled out a 2-for-1 voucher, so I paid for my ticket and he went in for free.

[Heather Hogan @theheatherhogan]

Kid having a complete meltdown at the grocery store. The mom goes “Sweetheart, please use your words to tell me what’s wrong.” Kid sniffles, wipes his nose on his shirt, deep steadying breath, screams, “WHEN YOU TELL ME NO, IT SOUNDS BAD IN MY EARS AND FEELS BAD IN MY HEART!”

[Michael's Cat @michaelscat2]

Cats sleeping on a bench in Whidbey Island, WA. I had to stop and take a picture on my walk!

[… @lurkmenistan69]

all i want for christmas is just for my stomach to not feel weird for a single fucking moment of my life

[cats being weird little guys 👅 @weirdlilguys]

me the second it drops below 70 degrees

[KattsDogma @KattsDogma]

they’re called hooves, dummy🙄

[Jiselle @jiselle_andrea_]

EVERYTHING KEEPS COSTING MONEY

[Dewayne Perkins @DewaynePerkins]

I know this is a vast oversimplification but there is absolutely too much going on. Just constant things from every angle, everywhere, all at once, all the time.

[leȯ @soleoado]

old keys won't ever open new doors

[emMA @emmahoneyyy]

why does garlic have to wear so many little jackets

[Lacquerware @lacquerleaks]

Dogshit - Very poor quality
Bullshit - Not true
Horseshit - Nonsense
Apeshit - Rambunctious
Batshit - Insane

This is an excellent feature of English that we should continue building upon.

[rebecca jennings @rebexxxxa]

I would be sooooo good at not having a job ... like okay this week im going to make strawberry rhubarb pie next week we're working on our posture