Ok girlies- I know the weather is getting nice and you’re probably going to be tempted to buy a bunch of new house plants but REMEMBER that you’re gonna have to keep all of those bitches alive come wintertime
Just tried asking my preceptor how her Valentine’s dinner with her husband was. Turns out she’s divorced and it’s her new boyfriend
That’s gonna be the last time I assume anyone’s relationship status…It’s gonna be “howdy partner” to everyone from here on out
Tried taking daisy outside to play in the snow…
She said “no❤️” and sprinted back across the field, parking lot, and apartment complex to get back to our front door