mary jayne ☾

notoriously no fun

[mary jayne ☾ @_khalyssi_]

life is like a pack of backwoods, you never know what you’re gonna get

[ranch pudding @i_need_eggs]

people don’t talk enough about how hard packing is when you have a bunch of small, magical items. lots of important sticks, sentimental pinecones…

[mary jayne ☾ @_khalyssi_]

this is how i feel every time i wear a coat over my shoulders

[mary jayne ☾ @_khalyssi_]

when you’re mean to me this is who you’re being mean to

[mary jayne ☾ @_khalyssi_]

walking behind ur sibling as a kid and tryna step on their heels every step

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Mommy lion trying to slow down the fast going cub while waiting for her other cubs to catch up.

[hayden ¨̮ @hydn_ngn]

Can you watch them while I go smoke?

[mary jayne ☾ @_khalyssi_]

check yes juliet is filed in my brain with cosmic bowling

[mary jayne ☾ @_khalyssi_]

women should always be entitled to dessert

[bubbleguppie @_uma_the_puma_]

me literally at all times

[mary jayne ☾ @_khalyssi_]

good morning to everyone except people who say “i’m not trying to be difficult, but…” and proceed to argue with an employee for upwards of 15 minutes

[mary jayne ☾ @_khalyssi_]

can’t help but eavesdrop on this man bombing his lunch date by explaining the entire plot of uncut gems

[Sammy @SammyLaRude]

#studioghibli

[dragnet girl @livedeadgirls]

if your adhd friend hasn’t been in touch, i promise they still love you. they just don’t have a human soul. their divine connection has been severed and they can no longer hear the voices of angels

[mary jayne ☾ @_khalyssi_]

not to be soft… but nothing soothes the soul like the scent of weed on a fall day

[mary jayne ☾ @_khalyssi_]

i’m always starving all the time at work except during my lunch break when i suddenly can’t eat a bite—what kind of cruel fucking joke is my body playing on me

[Rachel @femaleredhead]

oh your boyfriend’s a doctor? well my boyfriend is now the coach of an imaginary football team for the next 4 months

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

You should be able to do a crime if it’s silly

[hatsune mitski @zephanijong]

when she's a triple threat (mentally ill, bi, dyed hair)