jacob zimmer

[jacob zimmer @_king_pete]

this is my mother’s day present for my mom cause she was sad i didn’t take grad pics

[jacob zimmer @_king_pete]

these two geriatric ass man shouldn’t be arguing outside of a comedy sketch

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

You and your boy (both 25 handicaps) arguing about your golf game at the bar:

[jacob zimmer @_king_pete]

@WAWATHAWALTZZ @m7j5b7 @emoniFela just drake fan tings

[jacob zimmer @_king_pete]

@MrDrewLandry something doesn’t sit right with me about a grown man saying “a zillion”

[jacob zimmer @_king_pete]

@SPadilla82923 @ginoptimist @Potador_ @chriscznn that’d invalidate “this epstein angle was the shit i expected.”

he definitely wrote and recorded this after the back to back tracks

[jacob zimmer @_king_pete]

tell me he didn’t actually say this B# isn’t even a music note 😭😭

[cam @mobislixk]

Just before sleep I had listen to the new Drake track.

Who's winning after this one? Drake or Kendrick?

My favourite bars:

"You mentioning A minor, but nigg*** gotta B sharp and tell the fans who was it. You thought you left D flat D major, I slid your throat with a razor."

[jacob zimmer @_king_pete]

@TheCouchCoachJC @TigressTakes nah the original point is kinda dumb too so i’m ignoring it lol. he wasn’t drafted to terrorize lamar. he’s a run stuffer. i’m just calling out that your “career backup” logic is also dumb

[jacob zimmer @_king_pete]

@TheCouchCoachJC @TigressTakes and mckinnley is a nose tackle. they’re paid to not move.

[jacob zimmer @_king_pete]

@TheCouchCoachJC @TigressTakes if you’re gonna cherry pick projection numbers at least use the same ones. aaron donald was also projected as a “career backup.” i don’t care about lamar.

[jacob zimmer @_king_pete]

@TheCouchCoachJC @TigressTakes go look up aaron donald’s draft profile

[jacob zimmer @_king_pete]

@pauldehnerjr

[jacob zimmer @_king_pete]

@DarthNoobSaibot @Mulligan523 @GridironGrading are you saying no one we drafted in the last 5 years had the talent to be developed into a good lineman?

[jacob zimmer @_king_pete]

@Andrew_Russell7 @AdamJacob87 alt has shown he can play at that level consistently over several years. mims has not

[jacob zimmer @_king_pete]

@luke_south @DrewGarrison if he started 20 games at that level absolutely. that consistency is the question mark though. we took that risk that 8 starts of elite play in college can translate into an nfl career.

[jacob zimmer @_king_pete]

@houseofcle @FauxJeaux i don’t defend those guys. you seem to idolize yours

[jacob zimmer @_king_pete]

@houseofcle @FauxJeaux you won’t see me defending him 🤷🏼‍♂️ he surely isn’t my pfp

[jacob zimmer @_king_pete]

@houseofcle @FauxJeaux we slander the serial sexual predator all 12 months of the year around these parts

[jacob zimmer @_king_pete]

@bengalsthangs imma need a source on this one chief

[GG @GarryGates]

NFC South:

[Angela Moryan @AngelaMoryanTV]

The whiteboard in #Purdue’s locker room

#MarchMadness @WISH_TV #BoilerUp

[jacob zimmer @_king_pete]

xavier lmao