kirst

im an inside person

[Kyle @tonyhawkbrosk8]

what the H E double hockey fuck

[Queens of Bravo @queensofbravo]

Saying you love the Real Housewives but don’t watch Potomac or Atlanta

[❤︎🤍Dorothy🤍❤︎ (active-ish) @dorothy_mvm]

In terms of giving your child a tablet why did a lot of these new parents completely skip over the LeapPad?

[I Dissent @DissentFu]

Taylor Farms should be dismantled.

[Arbaz kakkar @arbazkakkar5]

Got the COVID vax and 5 years later—BOOM! Starter goes out in my Camry

[ZachInMilwaukee @ZachInMillioke]

Wisconsin State Fair just created the worlds first non-alcoholic lemonade. They said it couldn’t be done.

[Luke Lapinski @LukeLapinski]

Welcome to Phoenix. The 51, I-10, 101, 202, 303, I-17, US 60 and 143 will all be closed this weekend to do construction on the 51.

[mariana Z @mariana057]

If your pet stretches and you don't say "OH BIG STRETCH" every single time then you are a psychopath and I don't want to know you.

[nyara @nyaraVT]

So food safety inspections aren’t just woke nonsense????

[N @dearvotion]

Protect me from what I want.

[optimus crime @deannajmo_]

I think we moved on too quickly from Kristi Noem’s husband wearing giant fake titties

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

JUST IN: Billionaire CEO discovers that employees pay their bills in dollars, not company mission statements.

[ً @artfuIchaos]

laying in bed with the nervous system of someone going to war.

[ꕤ @rakkofan]

i wake up, i cry over spilt milk, put all of my eggs in one basket, bite off more than i can chew, jump the gun, fly off the handle and then die on that hill

[cosmic cowgirl 🪩🤠 @blockhim2026]

His comedic genius is the most devastating part about him

[raw روان✨ @raweezzyy]

Faces full of filler and botox. But vaccines to help prevent the spread of diseases is where we draw the line and decide to be cautious of what we put into our bodies

[kirst @_kirssten]

@ChopLaReux You always go in precheck

[🎮 @foreeeeeal]

7x3=21 has always been cunt. even as a 3rd grader i could recognize that

[Neet @neet_sol]

Sending emails at work? Like the thing Epstein did?

[jess @abolish_jess]

i’d be such a bad lawyer bc i’d be listening to the other side and go wait teaa i never looked at it that way before