Keats

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[Utah DOT @UtahDOT]

You’ve heard of elf on the shelf but have you heard of getting out of the left lane?

[Jack D 🏳️‍🌈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @JackDunc1]

The greatest generation.

[Mark @lebatardshowfan]

I think Pete Buttigieg could save the Democratic Party and win the presidency in 4 years if he continues to debate in his is clear and level-headed way, and becomes straight and more racist

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

New in PN: Sitting in it https://t.co/ucYy8WqKED

[Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett]

What a dumb fuckin country.

[Jon Savitt @savittj]

you should be able to send steve kornacki sponsor gifts like in the hunger games

[Keats @_kkelly]

@stanleysCF Woof. 🥵

[Matthew @fantasmatt]

Or all four, and they’re performing lady marmalade

[payton mitchell @paytmitch]

red, white, and blue lights are flashing. fog machines are on level 10.

a pommel horse is rolled out onto the stage at the DNC.

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

the dnc’s social media manger watching the taylor swift/beyoncé surprise appearance speculation tweets pour in while lin-manuel miranda warms up

[Adam Rackis @AdamRackis]

People who make $50K a year seeing a proposed wealth tax on $100 Million

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Being obsessed with repressing women is goofy.

Trying to watch what LGBTQ+ people do all the time is abnormal.

Punishing people who don’t have biological offspring is creepy.

It’s an incel platform, dude.
It’s SUPER weird.
And people need to know.

[Matt Silfen @mattsilfen]

The couch, 9 months after JD Vance fucked it:

[alex 🌈🌙 🪐🐿️🍅🍜 @albatrosslor]

kamala comes out to the podium and announces she’s chosen her vp.

the lights dim. a screen rises up behind her.

a clock appears. when it hits zero, you hear “it’s been a long time coming…”

[Chado @heychado]

Whispering ACAB as I fill in the little circle next to Kamala Harris

[Laura Kelly @ShutUp_Laura]

Me waiting for the Dasher to snap a pic of my food and leave