kung fu klenke

just a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude

[kung fu klenke @_klenke]

@smithle1006 @CHurls13 2 seconds? Bro the hit happens before 2 seconds pass in this slow mo replay that starts before the shot went off

[kung fu klenke @_klenke]

Ryan Day will never be at the same tier as Lou Holtz

[kung fu klenke @_klenke]

Ultra instinct Mark Stone

[kung fu klenke @_klenke]

And just like that, south carolina will have no idea what we are going to do on third down 😈

[Pete Thamel @PeteThamel]

Notre Dame tight end Michael Mayer tells ESPN he's declaring for the NFL Draft. “I wanted to come and win games be a first-round draft pick." He's Mel Kiper's No. 8 overall prospect and top TE. He's skipping the Gator Bowl. https://t.co/QDiPq8A6tl

[kung fu klenke @_klenke]

All the USC UCLA jersey tweets are forgetting that USC has the WORST color scheme in college football. Hotdog lookin ass. UCLA colors are solid tho

[kung fu klenke @_klenke]

Not solving world hunger is one thing. But not solving world hunger and destroying twitter?? Now its personal 😤😤

[kung fu klenke @_klenke]

Twitter is dying tweet your drafts

[kung fu klenke @_klenke]

Once I figure out what to do with my arms I'm gonna be an elite dancer

[kung fu klenke @_klenke]

Texas A&M peeps what happened? I thought you guys were better than us? Why do you keep losing?

[kung fu klenke @_klenke]

All dubs tonight. Golden kinghts won. ND embarrassed clemson. And the astros won the world series WITHOUT CHEATING. Cloud9

[kung fu klenke @_klenke]

Youre telling me a pear programmed this?

[kung fu klenke @_klenke]

Change is inevitable but weezer always slaps

[kung fu klenke @_klenke]

She’s a 10 but she goes to a different school you probably don’t know her

[kung fu klenke @_klenke]

My dad gave me these sweatpants because I said they were really cool and he said “do you want them?” And obviously I said yes. And someone else has them now, it’s fucked up. A gift from my dad

[kung fu klenke @_klenke]

Ultimate culture is so cool except that we steal each other’s shit. Left my favorite sweatpants on the sidelines at Queen City and some fucker has em and I’ll never forgive that

[Crisis! Penn State Women's Ultimate @CrisisUltimate]

It’s not much, but it’s honest work

[kung fu klenke @_klenke]

Watch Our Flag Means Death

[kung fu klenke @_klenke]

@GoldenKnights Fire PDB PLEASE

[kung fu klenke @_klenke]

They called the goal off

[kung fu klenke @_klenke]

The end of the ND North Dakota hockey game is one of the craziest things I’ve ever seen. 10 minutes still deciding if our game winning man down last second goal counts and sends us to the next round. Go Irish! @NDHockey

[kung fu klenke @_klenke]

Odds I fill my nalg with beer at the airport bar before my flight