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JHB📍

[samkele @_koeberg]

@roche_nqumashe You’re so messy 😭

[samkele @_koeberg]

Ayy Slima… s’duphunga

[Prince Tshina Tshivhase 🇿🇦 @PrinceTshina]

Indeed I’m a grown ass man . You take photoshoots with a couple of women with bags I financed on Instagram 🤗 . One of us has to be grown 🫡 .

[samkele @_koeberg]

@zulucapitalist I know and it breaks my heart yhoo .

Who are my kids going to play with hai?

[samkele @_koeberg]

I don’t think Onana realized this but if doesn’t change anything he might go down as the worst goal keep in our generation

[samkele @_koeberg]

@ndimaaaa_ @niccii_s I love your work 😭

[ola. @olaspaceee]

nvm i’m over my crush
that was a nice rush🙏

[samkele @_koeberg]

Maybe 45 ACP?

[samkele @_koeberg]

You know what , that’s valid

[iShisa @nompilontuli_]

I’m never gonna date a man that doesn’t come from a two parent house hold ever! 🙏🏽

[samkele @_koeberg]

Having coitus with a complete stranger… RAW!?!

[®️ E L E @ReleGlo]

Something that has become normal at funerals but is actually not appropriate?

[samkele @_koeberg]

Guys stop implementing social media advices in your life… kuyadlalwa 😭😭😭

Like siyatuja sonke 😭😭… even the people that advise… bayadlala no one does it in real life

[samkele @_koeberg]

Need more women to shame men into being healthy 🙂‍↕️

[Porschemom @HomegirlNalo]

being approached by fat men offends me😔.

[samkele @_koeberg]

@NealGardner_ On a completely unrelated note-Did you see what Fabrizio posted on his IG : apparently they’re both registered

[samkele @_koeberg]

Hope my crush knows how hard I’m working for us man… on some “gone to prepare a place for you” tip

[samkele @_koeberg]

@MsLeshaba It’s because inherently men still believe they are the ones who should have a choice and control over both.

[samkele @_koeberg]

I’m convinced Liverpool sacrificed Jota because where’s this money coming from

[mntungwa @zulucapitalist]

A player can never be bigger than the club

[mntungwa @zulucapitalist]

They talk to me

[samkele @_koeberg]

@NealGardner_ Doesn’t this era of Spanish football feel like 08-10 era ?

[samkele @_koeberg]

@literallysk 🤞