Katie Shifflette

just a girl trying to live her best life

[Katie Shifflette @_kshiff_]

*in a job interview*

Employer: “So, what are you looking for in a company?”

Me: “Honestly - I just want a job that will provide me with a rolly chair.”

[marley ❤️‍🔥 @marleyharper]

me: one ticket please
cashier: to what movie?
me:

[alexa! @unofficialAKP]

i would just like to thank @taylorswift13 for not releasing “when emma falls in love” until now so that i didn’t have to hear mr. schue sing it about ms. pillsbury falling in love with john stamos on glee

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

We only rate dogs. This is a Coastal Cutie Pie Cockatoo. Their crest is fabulous, but please only send dogs. Thank you... 12/10

[riley ⸆⸉ @rileysversion13]

My fav thing is when people are like “omg did you see that Taylor swift ….”

YES
Rest assured that I saw it.
I saw it 0.2 seconds after it happened.
I pay more attention to this woman than any other thing in my life.

But thx for your two week old update

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

It’s ok if you fall apart sometimes. S’mores fall apart, and we still love them.

[◡̈ 🇵🇸 @foreverrwinter]

STOP IT RIGHT NOW

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

me after being awake for an hour

[books 📖 @bookpoets]

if they want to leave, let them leave

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

You’re doing it again: you’re thinking your thoughts are the truth. They’re not. And you are not your thoughts.

[Katie Shifflette @_kshiff_]

@KHoniball NO OMG MAGGIE

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

if i witnessed this i’d be losing my mind i’m so proud of them 14/10 for both

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Libby and the chronicles of falling asleep at the vet. Was even given a blanket to enhance her snoozle. 12/10 best check-pup ever

[Tom Rosenthal @tomrosenthal]

Fenn, my nearly 4 year old daughter, recorded her first ever solo song today. She came up with all the words herself and I helped her a little bit with the tune. It’s called ‘Dinosaurs in Love’. 🦕❤️🦕

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Woody. He misplaced his neck several years ago. Life hasn’t been the same since. 14/10 please give him a ring if you find it

[Domenico @AvatarDomy]

“Firefall” at Horsetail Fall in Yosemite National Park, California, looks like a scene from a fantasy movie. But, it is an ordinary waterfall, which is illuminated by the sunset, that gives it a fiery glow.

[Jimmy Fallon @jimmyfallon]

Happy birthday to the GOAT - @Lin_Manuel!!! Love ya dude.