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flying by the seat of my pants | she/her

[ktb @_kt_elise]

family movie night but the kids can’t hang

[Denis B. Huppert 🇫🇷 @dennisbhooper]

Evil Paul Simon be like

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

By the soft glow of the Christmas tree, your friends and family gather.

Your boyfriend, we'll call him Jeremy, of FIVE (not long at all) YEARS - gets down on one knee......

Your mom begins recording on her iPad as your aunt starts screaming.

[once and future wife geist @wife_geist]

the part with the pen is the most fucked up thing ive ever seen

[😡fermion, PhD @angryfermion]

math twitter:

log😅 = 💧log😄

💬27k 🔁360k ❤️9M

[Out of Context Pokémon @OoCPokemon]

this shit will never not be funny

[Noodles | 🍜 @Noodledori1]

Sasuke: “It’s really quiet in the village tonight”

Itachi:

[Treywop. 🪼🌬 @TRYVNS]

LOOKATHIS WAIST ITS SNATCHED 🎶

[p. @sixinchbeys]

OMGGGG

[ktb @_kt_elise]

i have 8 days until i can enroll in my (assigned) classes and they have not actually told me what those classes are ?? please i’m trying to keep my employer in the loop here

[gatitos gorditos @GorditoGatito2]

🥹🥹🤧

[ScottT @Scott217]

The successful ambush was led by Sgt. Meow.

[klit klittredge @klitklittredge]

Each American Girl Doll's Thoughts and Feelings Around the Supreme Court of the United States 🧵 (1/8)

[ktb @_kt_elise]

@badgalririsa you guys each have your own water bottle?!?! that’s crazy

[ktb @_kt_elise]

two years ago today i woke up in my car at a truck stop outside of Buffalo NY and then went to Niagara Falls and then went to an art gallery and a bar in Toronto and spent the night in a hostel there... thanks Snapchat for reminding me how good life was!