*buys significant other’s xmas gift*
Brain:
Don’t do it, wait until Christmas
Don’t do it, wait until Christmas
Don’t do it, wait until Christmas
Don’t do it, wait until Christmas
Don’t do it, wait until Christmas
Don’t do it, wait until Christmas
Me: here’s your gift!!!!!
Mom: “Don’t wind up the dog”
My Brain:
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Me:
Him: You still mad?
Me: Nah
My Brain
Don’t Say it
Don’t Say it
Don’t Say it
Don’t Say it
Don’t Say it
Don’t Say it
Don’t Say it
Don’t Say it
Don’t Say it
Don’t Say it
Don’t Say it
Don’t Say it
Don’t Say it
Don’t Say it
Me: I just think it’s funny how..
my biggest pet peeve: when ppl watch YouTube videos at full volume while I’m trying to relax
things my boyfriend does frequently: watches YouTube videos at full volume while I’m trying to relax
*Sees dog at airport*
My Brain:
DON'T PET IT
DON'T PET IT
DON'T PET IT
DON'T PET IT
DON'T PET IT
DON'T PET IT
DON'T PET IT
DON'T PET IT
Me:
"HOOOZUHHHGOODBOYYYYYYYYYYYY"