A PIMP

|| A Positively Inspirational and Motivating Person ||Flower wind stirs and flower god roar|| Project Manger x PE-GhIE

[S E U N The Last Garri Bender @SeunGabrielO]

“We’ve decided not to move forward with your application”

You and your family will not move forward 😭

[Blvck_kaka🦍 @kakaofph1]

If you’re seeing this, I pray you get your spark back

[22gunner @Gnar1104]

When you suddenly find yourself manipulating 3 females ghosting 4 of them and leading 2 on, which is weird because there was once a lover boy that would do anything for 1 female

[A PIMP @_kyeii]

@ThePMtribe PM

[my penis shaft is strong like the oaktree @mensahasissues]

E get some kind way woman en breast go big you go know say e just be wickedness wey full en chest

[uerubi. @welbie_]

when she says she has a fiance but you’re dyslexic and read it as: she has “fanice”, so now you’re going to her place with meat pie with the intention of meating her pie.

you go and-

[Hazel Kaizoku @meister_kwame]

Thick women will sit on your thighs and be like “ Let me know if your thighs hurt”

Baby girl you are more important than the blood flowing to my feet

[RL. @rOteger69]

Next year I'm looking at settling down. I want to get my own girlfriend and go on cute dates and take nice couple pics and show her off to the world.

[🐐 @leonidasamoah]

dbee paa na me br3 sei ei

[AraTheYaw @theyawofosu]

First half 2-0 United 🙏🏾🤝🏾

[DNE4L @nyjaee___]

Another fuckless night, another fuckless morning… just a fuckless life😭😭😭😭

[Tony P. @Tbone7219]

My wife thinks I'm at work …. My boss thinks I'm home sick …. These ducks think I'm fucking awesome because I have bread.

[Sir David Onyemaizu🦍 @SirDavidBent]

As you get older, your ability to successfully finish a movie in one sitting will disappear.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me waiting for the alcohol to kick in so i can lose my shyness