L E S L I E

The following is based on true events…that never happened.

[L E S L I E @_l3slieee]

Webbie fuckin up the whole Breakfast Club intro. #TwitterMomentsOfTheDecade

[L E S L I E @_l3slieee]

@henny_papi_will @ScottEnlow 😂😂😭

[👮‍♂️🚒 Tales of Badge & Blaze™ @ScottEnlow]

👮‍♂️911 operator: "911 what is your emergency?"

😳Caller: "I'm calling to report a bear on top of a light pole."

[L E S L I E @_l3slieee]

@CharissesPcs_ Lmfaooo sis. We’re here because my 18 year old saw some Detroit rapper at the Roxy Theater last night. We had to make the bathroom work. In hindsight, probably should have put the bath mat under my feet.

[L E S L I E @_l3slieee]

RIP to this floor in the Hilton bathroom in our room.

My fiancée + me=

[Maryam @hell_line0]

Did you know that Islamic law prevents pregnant women from divorcing their husbands?

Oh wait. I meant Missouri. Missouri law.

Typo, guys.

[Adam Mockler @adammocklerr]

All this guy does is lose court cases. You love to see it.

[L E S L I E @_l3slieee]

Soooo, NKD Doritos are fuckin gross.

That’s it. That’s the tweet.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Only 13 more days until we find out that Mitch McConnell has been dead this whole time.

[L E S L I E @_l3slieee]

Enjoying not frying on the surface of the sun-

[sweetest @BeyondBeautiful]

Girl who the fuck is you??

[L E S L I E @_l3slieee]

@SarahisCensored @dcomeaux120 @NancyGrace “Because I know.”

You don’t know shit more than the rest of us.

Nothing.

[Globethotter 🌍 @BrianMcLight]

Oh. Y’all done woke up the HBIC (Head Bob In Charge). It’s about to get real loud on the lakes!!

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

And the Strait is still closed... Imagine what $37.5 billion could've done for veterans, schools, or healthcare.

[L E S L I E @_l3slieee]

Oceanside, CA

[Tim Hannan @TimHannan]

Andy Beshear is demonstrating why voters are pushing out incumbent democrats. What a pathetic response to covering up McConnell’s death. “I haven’t heard anything”. Dude get off your fucking ass and go down to the hospital. Cause a fucking scene. We’re tired of this shit.

[Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @AdamKinzinger]

I think the Governor of Kentucky has every right and responsibility to either see Mitch or declare the seat vacant.

[L E S L I E @_l3slieee]

@WWDEatNext @femme___fatalee

[Lakota Man @LakotaMan1]

Exactly

[ηαdι. @luvblessingz]

"College is a scam" is propaganda... College was never a scam. The price of college in the US is the scam.