Matt Abate

I work with AI. In my free time I make puzzles.
@TextQL | Robotics PhD | @pioneerdotapp

[Matt Abate @_laundry_matt_]

Thirteen dozen is the same as twelve baker's dozen

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A game called "Pick the Nose"
There are four noses and you pick one

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For cats, the greatest unsolved mystery in theoretical physics must be “Where does water come from?”

The cat who proves conservation of water will basically become their Isaac Newton.

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I bet Karaoke bar revenue is highly correlated with number of birthdays

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Trigonometric Bros.

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hey quick favor — my cofounder has a rare disease where he dies if our linkedin post doesn't get 50 comments. doctors are baffled. the only known cure is engagement. please i am begging you.
we just raised $17M led by Blackstone — would mean a lot if you could take 30 seconds:
•https://t.co/bZmS48lMX0
•https://t.co/sLYvOiEmCw

On X:
•Comment the word "messy" + whatever you want
•Quote tweet (15+ characters — can literally be "congrats to the TextQL team on the raise, messy data is a huge problem")
•Retweet
•Like + bookmark
On LinkedIn:
•Drop a comment with "messy" in it, 15+ characters (example: "messy enterprise data is a massive problem — congrats to the TextQL team")
•React with Like, Clap, or Love
•Repost if you're feeling generous
the keyword is "messy" — that's our whole thing, we built an AI agent that works with messy enterprise data without making companies clean it up first.
@TextQL

[ethan ding 📊 @TheEthanDing]

We (@TextQL) raised $17M led by @blackstone to build agentic analytics for enterprises with messy data.

The round was joined by @HOFCapital, @neo, @DCM_VC, @PickensAllison, @UnshackledVC, @Dropbox , @varsharao, & other angels

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Ana from @TextQL is now an employee.
- She creates her own work
- does her own work
- and DM's me in Slack when needed

AGI

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@0xTraderJoes You absolutely pirated my post

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Do things that don't Scale AI

[ethan ding 📊 @TheEthanDing]

Extremely excited to be working with @h3qing's data team at Scale to automate ~1,900 data requests last week (and growing)

And they did this w/o hiring a single new person. Find out how in thread

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It's over. Dropbox now runs on TextQL Agents.

[TextQL @TextQL]

Excited to partner with @Dropbox on bringing agentic analytics to one of the most sophisticated FP&A teams in software.

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Idea: Water-soluble bathing suits

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Espresso Martini's are super good
Unless you're Mormon
Then they're super poison

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@ycombinator Huge 🚀🚀🚀🚀

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They're calling this "The feature announcement heard 'round the world"

[ethan ding 📊 @TheEthanDing]

Seat-based SaaS stocks are tanking. Wall Street is scared. We decided to speed it up.
Introducing $0/ Seat Dashboards by TextQL

$0/viewer seats
$0/editor seats
$0/admin seats
Unlimited seats. Forever.

Our agents build dashboards directly on your Datawarehouses, APIs, MCPS.

Even on top of Tableau and Power BI. Dashboards have always been built.

From now on, they're generated. Build a dashboard and get $100 in credits

Link below:

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@sonukg4india x = log_1(7)

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"My bad"
"You're good"

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Baby is spelt B-A-B-Y but pronounced B-A-Y B

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If you give one person 80% of 80% of a thing, and you give a second person 60% of 60% of that thing, together they'll own 100% of that thing.

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If I ever go on the record about anything, I might use the word "redacted" a few times, just to confuse any transcript readers.