Lauren

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

A message from the family of Dolly Parton.

[Lauren @_lauren8]

@GarrettRay0s7b That's Sniper. 🐾🐕🐾😊

[Lauren @_lauren8]

Sniper time. 😎

[Lauren @_lauren8]

@lickerbush 💛

[Lauren @_lauren8]

People yelling this is a normal man size. Please tell me a 30” inseam is not a normal man inseam. Isn’t that a manlet size?

[Pat Beers @JustPlainPat]

30x30 is WILD

[Geoffrey Ingersoll @GPIngersoll]

This is a legendary lock in

[Lauren @_lauren8]

Monday 🫡

[Lauren @_lauren8]

Scuttle and boops 👈

[Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia]

Kyle Schwarber ran down and tackled the runner to complete the pick off

[Royce White 🇺🇸 @Highway_30]

I haven't even been publicly trans for 72 hours and I'm already getting so much hate.

I just want to hoop with my girls in my feminine era! Why can't y'all be happy for me? 💅🏽

[Chuck Bass @ChuckFBass]

For all the casuals that missed everything that happened this NFL off-season, here's a quick recap

1. Dianna Russini was riding the dick off of Mike Vrabel for scoops

2. Every sports account is a prediction market affiliate

3. The Rams took a QB at 13 that McVay hates

4. Banner year for DUIs. Tony Romo embraced his inner Cowboy with one. Kyle Shanahan embraced his inner 49er by getting out of one. I think Jordan Addison had like 6

5. Stefon Diggs choked the shit out of his chef that he was banging then got 12 million from the Commanders who love that shit. The tried to trade for Josh Jacobs for the same reason.

6. Brandon Aiyuk became a role model to everyone who ever wanted to be a CTE influencer

7. ESPN fired everyone cool except Matt Miller who lost his arm then even more tragically was outed as a scammer

8. Aaron Rodgers reconciled with his family for attention

9. Falcons have two left handed QBs (Penix, Tua) with zero right brain cells

10. Tom Brady went off the deep end

11. Dolphins held tryouts from local citizens of Miami for every position

12. The 49ers electrical substation became sentient and went full Widow's Bay

13. Travis Kelce married an older woman. Rashee Rice missed the wedding because he was in jail for having a shitty knee or something

14. The NFL can eject players from games even when referees missed something (the DK Metcalf rule)

15. Everyone that tore an ACL or dislocated something is somehow on track to play Week 1

16. The fat kid from Superbad is going to kick your ass

[greg @greg16676935420]

This could be the first ever panic attack by an AI in human history

[The Wrestling Room (Pat Mineo) @MrPatMineo]

Hello everyone,

You may not see much of me on here during this time, but just know I am okay. Taking this time to care for my wife, newborn in the NICU and lead my family through a difficult time following some complications. This is a great community and I’m asking for one thing only- prayers. Please pray for my family of 6!

Thank you. 🙏🏻

[Lauren @_lauren8]

LOOK AT HIM 😁🫶🤩

[MR.CARTER 🌚 @NelsonCarterJr]

🏊‍♂️ DRESSEL EST HEUREUX ET GAGNE ENCORE :

Avec un très grand sourire, le nonuple champion olympique réalise le doublé aux championnats des États-Unis 🇺🇸 en gagnant le 50m nage libre en 21.35 devant Quintin McCarty 21.75

Il est de RETOUR 💥
#Natation

[USA Swimming @USASwimming]

He does it again! Caeleb Dressel wins the 50m free national championship with a time of 21.35. ⚡️

[USA Swimming @USASwimming]

Immediately after winning the 50m free national title, Caeleb Dressel gave his medal and cap to a family who came all the way from Switzerland to watch him swim. 🥹

[Lauren @_lauren8]

Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker!

[Buzz Patterson @BuzzPatterson]

What is the row of 4 lights to the right of the runway telling us?

[John Barchard | Watching the Birds 🦅 @JohnBarchard]

Just in: LeBron is currently crossing the Delaware River

[Lauren @_lauren8]

Boop

[NFL @NFL]

Ravens waive QB Diego Pavia.

[Lauren @_lauren8]

Absolutely love when he has a banger reply. 😂🫡

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

@ScottJenningsKY Wow this is a major HIPPA violation for you to disclose this

[Lauren @_lauren8]

🫡

[Enguerrand VII de Coucy @ingelramdecoucy]

As much as a U.S. loss at soccer may sadden us, the upside is that it’ll free everyone up to root for the Viking dude from Norway like we all secretly want to do anyways