gird

[. @toops99]

Me when the alert came through at 2:59pm and not 3pm

#EmergencyAlert

[Alex Murdoch @alexgmurd]

of course i’m gonna put all my eggs in one basket??? what’s the alternative, carrying like 12 different baskets for each egg? that’s impractical, i would look like a fool

[special k🍓 @KettyBitch]

Why is it you accidentally knock one thing over in the bathroom and another ten fall like dominoes

[⋆ @sadiyalove_]

no one :

me and my friend laughing at the worst times:

[Jay @idek_tb]

Me randomly getting a burst of energy before my social battery dies out

[PrettyLittleThing @OfficialPLT]

My love language ☕

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

“food gives u energy”

me after eating:

[dom*** @domtheeaquarius]

fiat 500 girls at the german markets during christmas

[Lewis Capaldi @LewisCapaldi]

thought i’d be happier somehow, if you were wondering how i’m feeling now.

[𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐞 𝐡𝐮𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝♥️ @elhullxnd]

currently going through an extra ugly stage rn lmao help

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

Ever heard the fart of a hedgehog? 😂 https://t.co/xS8HP73qsa

[Steve @thahumorguy]

When you’re fighting wit ya sibling and suddenly it goes too far..

[Philosophy Of Life @PhilOfLife_]

If nobody helps you, do it alone.

[〽️onty @itsmontyj]

As loving as I am, my detachment game be strong too…