Lauren 🦢✨

[Stephen Piccarella @spiccarella]

People who don’t watch Love Island are often surprised to hear that I do but only because they think it’s like The OC or something when really it’s like the Stanford prison experiment

[Lauren 🦢✨ @_lcp__]

We’re getting tired of the cicadas in North Alabama @spann

[Lauren 🦢✨ @_lcp__]

Me: wow all my kids want to watch is dune
Also me every single night after they go to sleep: I guess I’ll just keep watching dune 🙂

[Lauren 🦢✨ @_lcp__]

@savprince13 So true bestie

[Lauren 🦢✨ @_lcp__]

@jordanbhill_18 ….you can do that

[Lauren 🦢✨ @_lcp__]

@MrMaconPrickett When you become famous don’t forget that you have to buy me expensive presents for bearing your favorite nephews

[Lauren 🦢✨ @_lcp__]

@MrMaconPrickett The lakes
Anti hero
Bejeweled
Dear John
Cowboy like me
All too well
This is me trying

[Lauren 🦢✨ @_lcp__]

If you use good/well incorrectly and don’t talk like you’re writing an essay every second of the day then boy do I have news for you

[Lauren 🦢✨ @_lcp__]

Ok something that really pisses me off is when people say that individuals who use slang or colloquialisms are uneducated and ignorant. NO, that would be you when you also use verified words that were once slang terms. Because that’s how languages develop.

[Lauren 🦢✨ @_lcp__]

To say people who use slang are uneducated is just a way to feel superior. It’s rooted in bigotry and racism and you look foolish. If you were educated, you’d know that 🙂 you can speak colloquially and still be intelligent and educated.

[Lauren 🦢✨ @_lcp__]

@lohop23 The math simply ain’t mathin

[Lauren 🦢✨ @_lcp__]

And that goes for everyone who thinks cell phones are the devil but still continues to use one 24/7 like we can’t see ur lil green online symbol please be so forreal 😭

[Lauren 🦢✨ @_lcp__]

If cell phones are bad then why do you continue to use one to try to be a social media influencer 🤨

[Lauren 🦢✨ @_lcp__]

@MrMaconPrickett They’d have to pay to have it moved bc happy in OHIO????

[Lauren 🦢✨ @_lcp__]

@jordanbhill_18 I’ll be singing the jingles to my friends and apparently no one else was traumatized as we were

[Lauren 🦢✨ @_lcp__]

The men on that are we dating the same guy fb group are so busted. It’s time to drag yourselves out of the trenches ladies 😭😭

[emily may @emilykmay]

When my daughter got her autism diagnosis almost three years ago, they told me that she had high support needs and that she may never speak.

And when I told people that, they automatically redirected me to “success stories.” /1

[Lauren 🦢✨ @_lcp__]

@summy8123 Same it’s so stupid to me 😭😭😭 I said what I said