my mom sending me a screenshot of an order for a magazine about Niall that I didn’t even know about. @NiallOfficial I actually need her to meet you next year please
I think a lot of the hate Taylor receives on here stems from the fact that many people have not truly gotten over the fact that they thought she "stole" their imaginary boyfriends when they were 14.
Taylor Swift's wedding:
- 1,300 guests
- Gets married in a stadium that smells like armpit
- Walks down the aisle to her own song
- Fourth of July weekend (bc your holiday should really be about her)
- Walls, barriers, metal detectors, and hundreds of police officers
- Aerial surveillance despite allegedly not believing in borders
- Seating chart organized by net worth and streaming numbers
- Documentary crew on standby
- Custom wedding hashtag
Person with actual taste wedding:
- 150 guests
- 14th century villa in Italy
- Curated guest list
- 6 hour dinner
- Cigarettes and espresso at 2am
- Nobody finds out they got married until 6 months later
The Taylor Swift derangement behaviors are possibly at an all time high. Saw a girl not from the northeast let along NYC say Taylor shut down 16 blocks. Girl probably can’t even point NYC out on a map.
Isn’t it odd that a woman who’s built her career around being relentless for copyrighting and licensing her likeness and music is now suddenly silent on this plagiarised version of her tour poster, and has been for three whole days now.
She's a whimsy, maximalist, lover girl, love out loud and enthusiastically girl ... She is a befriend everyone and include everyone girl. So this wedding is not a surprised. I can't even imagine how bigger it could've been without the threat of paparazzi and stalkers
Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce donated more than they spent on their wedding. They held their wedding at a union facility. They’re both union members. They’re both Liberal/Democrats. The online left are a fucking bunch of performative self-righteous imbecilic fools.