lex

i have some cats and i like snacks • professional sleeper

[lex @_lexsanderson]

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<) )> Make them boys go loco
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@fergie

[lex @_lexsanderson]

@SampleSource promises samples to those who sign up. I’ve been signed up since the START and up until the last three times I was able to receive a few samples. No matter how quick I get to the email, if I’m working. I lose out. Waste. Of. Time. Really sad.

[lex @_lexsanderson]

@SampleSource are you lying about your samples or what? The last three times I’ve gotten the email while I’m at work, 30 mins later samples are gone. I no longer enjoy your service and neither do my friends. Thanks for nothing.

[lex @_lexsanderson]

I found a @lisarinna @HousewivesOfBH wig in @animalcrossing #NewHorizons today and I am never taking it off 😂😊💕🌴

[Juliette Porter @juliettep0rter]

I am the biggest overreactor and over-thinker and I cause a lot of destruction when I do these things

[lex @_lexsanderson]

Cut To The Feeling gets me so hyped up - every - single - time - 💃 🌊 @SiestaKey @carlyraejepsen

[lex @_lexsanderson]

Betting a lot of people are feeling pretty bad about all the mean things they said about Jake #didntseethiscoming #SiestaKey @thekelseyowens

[lex @_lexsanderson]

Hey @disneyplus can we get a #hannahmontana revival please? PLEASE??? @Disney @MileyCyrus

[lex @_lexsanderson]

Remembering the time when I dated a pathological liar who told me(and the other girls he was dating at the same time as me) he had leukaemia. But didn’t. He’s still alive and well but someone just told me he has chlamydia. Isn’t karma fun 🤔

[lex @_lexsanderson]

@flip_phonez @trishasucks hahah omg “I basically didn’t even dress up” 😂love it

[lex @_lexsanderson]

@trishasucks @JOSIEBADASS RIP 😂

[lex @_lexsanderson]

@theinnushia @trishasucks Literally deceased rn 😂😂😂💀

[Colleen @Coll3enG]

the only thing men collectively have is the audacity

[𝐋 @tombstonequiet]

practicing the art of treating myself like i treat a small child; every tiny accomplishment is celebrated. yes u did such a good job brushing ur teeth!! u made it through the WHOLE day without having to take a nap!!! u ate everything on ur plate!!! u magical little specimen u! ✨

[lex @_lexsanderson]

@moreclassiertv @PBandJenelley_1

[lex @_lexsanderson]

The scene in Pretty Little Liars where Emily’s mom stands up to Paige’s father for basically calling her gay in front of the whole lunch room is the best scene in the whole series ✋ @PLLTVSeries

[lex @_lexsanderson]

@stouffers @storyoftragic Super cute when she plays fetch ☺️

[lex @_lexsanderson]

@stouffers @storyoftragic Whoa I have the same dog

[lex @_lexsanderson]

@ItsMeBillieLee Treating others the way you’d like to be treated is a great place to start. All you’ve done is treat them the same way they treat you, and I’ve never been able to support you for that :( I’m sorry.

[lex @_lexsanderson]

@BravoWWHL @BravoTV