Lily Stone

just talking to myself

[Lily Stone @_lilystone]

@XproblemDrinker So happy for you! You have been an inspiration for me to stop drinking. You deserve everything you and your beautiful family have.

[shoe @shoe0nhead]

i’m bigoted against child murderers yes

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

State Of Massachusetts Declared Incompetent By Reason Of Insanity https://t.co/UadGKYACav

[Lily Stone @_lilystone]

@brad_polumbo The third girl you show is wearing a shirt that says "oh snap". Cant make this stuff up!

[Lily Stone @_lilystone]

Thank you. Same with singers, who wants to hear a song?!

[wokeandwoofing @wokeandwoofing]

Many comedians are too preoccupied with making people laugh and have lost sight of their true purpose, which is to lecture the audience on progressive political ideology. If people are laughing rather than applauding then you are doing it wrong.

[Lily Stone @_lilystone]

This

[Kentucky Girl @Kentuckygirl1]

Lindsay Clancy should be hung, not the jury.

[Lily Stone @_lilystone]

Please use condoms

[The Drunk Republican @DrunkRepub]

Beware of any man defending Lindsay Clancy; that guy is trying to bang the crazies.

[Lily Stone @_lilystone]

🤣🤣
Hehehe not hahaha for this one

[Female Gremlin @trashgyn]

‘lesbians’ on here talk about loving dick more than str8 women

[Lily Stone @_lilystone]

Ive had this account for years, barely looked at it. Started using it to help with my drinking but fuck the things I've learned about how fucked up the world is-I want to throw my phone. Maybe its just been a terrible 2 months for humanity but I doubt it.

[Lily Stone @_lilystone]

@allie__voss In the 90s my sister and I would get on our horses and take off for the day. Mom didnt know where we went. I remember once getting attacked by bees, falling off the horse and getting kicked. What would they have done to my Mom today?

[Lily Stone @_lilystone]

@DrunkRepub I'm imagining if Seinfeld was made today. Kramer or Krama would be too much!

[Allie ✞ @allie__voss]

We are far too lenient with the Lindsay Clancys of the world and far too harsh with the good moms

[Brad Polumbo @brad_polumbo]

oh brother...

[Lily Stone @_lilystone]

@JamalBrownRaw I have been seriously working on my sobriety for about 2 months now. Your posts inspire me everyday. I am so happy for you!

[Janet Inglis @ThatAussieWoman]

We live in an age when a sign of intelligence is knowing men aren't women, and a sign of bravery is saying it out loud.

[Jack Posobiec @JackPosobiec]

So, hormones are so dangerous they can make you crazy enough to kill your kids, but totally fine to give to anyone who wants to transition, including kids?

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Bugs Bunny Declares For WNBA Draft

[Dr. Sydney Watson @SydneyLWatson]

I find this woman so likeable.

It's hilarious how much her just vibing pisses off progressives.

[Riley Gaines @Riley_Gaines_]

The wingspan. It's just a perfect visual.