lipase

Yo it's lipase! I was founded in 1848 in the pancreas and work at Stomach Inc I help break fats in your body into Glycerol and Fatty acids !! pH of 7.5 😏

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@HHelicase LIPASE UNITE!!!

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cause too much of me in breast milk can cause the milk to taste sour ! #whenwillmyreflectionshow #whoiaminside #youdontknowme

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tfw you find out babies don't like too much of you :'(

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@p3psin @_trypsin my pH can change due to the formation of acids from neutral reactants!! #idekmyself #honestyhour

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y'all my co worker @HHelicase doesn't know how to make a proper handle. DW he's one of us #lipase4life

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2/3 #dreamteam #almostthere

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but where's #protease breaking down those proteins?

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LEGGO me and @HHelicase for breaking down those fats!!!

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leggo @AmySali17 @_samylase breaking down those carbs!

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okay y'alls i'm done with that rant. moving on...

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Y'ALL CAN GET TESTED FOR HOW MUCH OF ME AND MY CO-WORKERS, @HHelicase, are present in your boddaay! https://t.co/RFqWcpOabu

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#DOUGHNUT over dose on this here enzyme if you're pregnant or breastfeeding!

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High doses of me may exacerbate symptoms of cystic fibrosis!!

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DISCLAIMER: TOO MUCH OF A GOOD THING CAN BE A BAD THING, and I am a very good thing.

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@_trypsin and he definitely needs lipase cuz we break down the fat in his cookies!

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NOW HIRING FOR THE CHRISTMAS SEASON IN THE SMALL INTESTINE DEPARTMENT

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For all those haters who think I'm not important, do your research: https://t.co/0DQeLXpN79 #hatersgonnahate

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@_samylase duudee I'm trying to be homies! 7.5 isn't good enough for you 😭 #notthatbasic

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If anyone wants to come work in the pancreas or small intestine, we're hiring! Here's the job description!

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Hate it when people mess up my name! #lipase #thestruggleisreal