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[Four Seasons Total Landscaping @TotalSeasons]

We’d like to announce that while we are not a hotel, we are a concept of a hotel.

[Walter Masterson @waltermasterson]

Puerto Rico is standing by their president.

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He left his homework at home… right?

[KKTV 11 News @KKTV11News]

Father arrested after continuously calling school about child’s homework, police say https://t.co/prfO1CHSYe

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@RealMrPollard I used the survivorship bias example in my inservice presentation this year.

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Bluesky is open now. No invite codes!

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@and_arie And “precise” has a stronger s sound.

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@PicturesFoIder Tears

[The Onion @TheOnion]

‘USA!’ Chants Patriotic Man Envisioning 2-Mile Radius Of His Homogenized Suburb https://t.co/bXRDzUJCkZ

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@tonedeafvoice I have an add for a plant identification app in this thread. Twitter ads killin it.

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@cancermoney_ Is there a better adjective for a large basement?

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@alfiekohn Independent schools?

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@tonedeafvoice Tell me an avocado has gone bad without telling me the avocado has gone bad.

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@arianakhern Empathy

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@RiahhhRoo ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ (the show, not the dude)

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@erindaydreams 😬No dog for me

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@and_arie Question 1. How do you pronounce wifi?

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The banking system is designed to be “stable”

[The Spectator Index @spectatorindex]

The Wall Street Journal reports that bags of 'nickel' owned by JPMorgan Chase and stored in a warehouse in the Netherlands turned out to be full of stones.